mongolian mud worm

During rough bum-love
Your partner/victim shits all over your dick and runs away in panic. leaving your dick covered in shit flailing in the breeze

Sally was riding me reverse cow-girl. All of a sudden she bolted from the room.
I sat up in surprise and saw a mongolian mud worm staring me down

by sgt.cameltoe May 5, 2008

Mongolian Chairlift

To perform the mongolian chairlift, you need a mid sized yak... there also needs to be a chair in plain sight, three cans of whipped cream, a girl anywhere from 90 pounds to 125 pounds depending on the size of the man performing the lift. Firstly you use the whipped cream to draw a moustache on yourself and your partner. Then you do a half sitting half standing position and you place the girl overtop of yourself then lift her off the ground and move her back and forth. While she milks the mid size yak. It was believed that this position was lost to the ages, but due the recent scientific breakthroughs it has been rediscovered.

Dave: I had a crazy time last night!
Tino: Why what did you do?
Dave: Me and my girl tried out the mongolian chairlift
Tino: Holy shit! I heard about that on the discovery channel
Dave: Yea You know it!!

by Dave Pat August 24, 2008

mongolia

mongolian people are the nicest and yet the shyest people on the earth. they are really shy. uwu

kid: dad, what’s that *pointing at a condom.
average mongolian dad: *sweats nervously* i-i don’t know, son. *runs away

by bluesrock January 7, 2019

laying a Mongo

once there was a terd so big it came above the rim of the toilet itself, it stayed for three days before someone managed to flush the bugger, we named it El Mongo, or The Don. Since then, any time anyone has gone to the big feeling that something big was gonna happen, it is refferred to as laying a Mongo.

"Jeez I really need o go lay a mongo right now."

by Gregzzzzzz September 14, 2005

mondolishiously

Totally awesome super cool
High amount of coolness

Dude,what a mondolishiously party!

by Tabia and Kira September 5, 2006

mennolove

1. To show affection to ones friends or mates of the opposite sex without bodily contact. Because to do so would offend all the old people around you or you want to make fun of afore mentioned old people. Examples of mennolove are mennohands- where one hand is raised slightly above the other persons in order to hold hands mennonite style, mennohugs- where both people have there arms around each other but neither touch (also called the snobby bitch hug), and mennokissing- kissing either the air (snobby bitch kissing) or blinking each others eyelids so that the other can feel it (eskimo kissing)

Wiebe and Friesen totally have some mennolove going on.

by eddma October 31, 2007

mondopoot

1. A release in pressure build up in the rectum of atleast 5000 PSI. Usually consists of methane gas while containing small traces of Skatole, Indole, and Sulfurous compounds.

2. Giant Fart. Usually causes gaging and screaming.

BOOM!!!
Larry, DID YOU JUST MONDOPOOT!!?!?!?!?
Hell ya, larry you ok?
Larry: UGhahdAhgd

by asdfkjashdfk; January 6, 2008