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big black monkey boy

black person, ishowspeed
is very black and scary
by ilovebbc's May 18, 2022
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Monkey Rail

When arranges his body and is able to poo into one's own mouth with a long continuous strand of poo. The strand cannot be broken or interrupted.
That guy mistook his mouth for a toilet when he chose to Monkey Rail.
by Ziggy Volten January 19, 2010
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fruit-monger

Someone who can hardly walk straight when they think about eating a fruit. The addiction is overpowering, so that the mere mention of a banana can send the fruit eater into frothing convulsions. The consummation of the relationship with a strawberry is to an orgasm what the Grand Canyon is to a pothole.
Holy crap, Nukkam, get away from my apple, you furgin fruit-monger. Why don't you go analyze negative space or something?
by The Hyrax July 20, 2007
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SPONGE MONKEY

Those DNA modified hampsters that sing and play guitar
by marty donnellon March 31, 2004
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monkeybitten

Dark circles under a girls eyes. The term is derived from the girls looking sickly, therefore possibly bitten by a virus ridden monkey. There are a certain subset of guys who have a fetish for this look. Some may say they are "smitten for the bitten". This look can be achieved via makeup, lack of sleep, and heroin use. Also called MonkeyBites
"wow!! will you get a look at that girl!! she is hot!!" "no way dude she is monkeybitten".
by Shawn A. Cyran June 27, 2005
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Spank My Monkey

another way of saying to masturbate; to beat off.
"I get so much ass I never find time to spank my monkey."
by J-Al January 3, 2009
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Half past a monkey's ass, quarter to his balls

3:45...I think? Who knows what this means really?
What time is it? Half past a monkey's ass, quarter to his balls.
by HK Orlando October 19, 2006
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