Monkey Pull Up

A pull up performed on any objects or obstacles you may encounter during your daily routine.

Tod-d-d-d-d-d-d uh-uh-uh- I w-w-w-was i-i-i-i-in the j-j-j-j-j-jungle and d-d-d-d-did a-a-a-a-a ma-ma-monkey pull up

by Frandcis Senatus October 3, 2008

Monkey Positive

Monkey positive means that your arm span is greather than your height.

That guy with the long arms, he must be monkey positive.

by JossyF March 17, 2011

monkey porridge

When a black guy blows a load in your mouth so thick you have to chew it.

"I'ma drop a batch of monkey porridge in this bitches mouth."

by DrNegroLsd May 23, 2016

Monkey Time

Expression referring to the desperate attempt to get the bartender's attention. Appropriate to use when the bar is crowded. Originates from North-East Iceland.

"Wow, look at all those people at the bar, I don't fancy joining that monkey time".

by IcelandBoy August 25, 2017

Monkey D. Luffy

A random boy with a strawhat who wanted to be the Pirate King since he met a man with flip flops, so he got into a barrel and crossed the ocean until he met a pink haired boy. Only lives for meat, professional friendzoner.

"ILL BE THE KING OF PIRATES !!" – Monkey D. Luffy

by ig | ohmyluffy January 30, 2020

MonkeyBurrito

When a monkey is in a burrito, is the burrito and also not in the burrito at the same time. An elusive creature that also goes by "Arthur" and "Tom." No one knows where it came from but it's cute as heck.

Yo, have you seen MonkeyBurrito? I heard he's making a Taco Bell in Minecraft.

by monkeyburrito November 1, 2020

monkey nigga

A black person that acts goofy.

Guy 1: guacamole penis hamburger sock
Guy 2: ayo stop acting like a monkey nigga

by Anonymthx January 29, 2021