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Mockney

Speaking in a fake cockney slang. This is accomplished through speaking at a high rate of speed, saying a combination of things American tourists would take pictures of while on vacation in England, as well as places they might travel on a train, punctuated both by either starting or ending every phrase with a question.
Examples of Mockney:

Pip pip, cheerio! Me thinks Gillingham trolley-car newspaper phone booth! Jolly good mickey, ehar?

Westminster double-decker? Right old rain coat!
by Abraham Genesis IV August 26, 2009
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The Mockingbird

When you stand over your girlfriend, cum on them, and laugh at them.
I splooged on my girlfriends head, she said I was a asshole, I said no im a "Mockingbird". Therefore called "The Mockingbird".
by Legendary_K4 May 19, 2009
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mock rape

secretly thrusting behind one's back while waving RIGHT hand above other's shoulder. catching a mock rape is as good as sucsuessfully mock raping.
i mock raped jeremy, and did not even spring a woody.
by jason da shiz k-man June 24, 2003
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mocker

turd (mocking bird).
eg:i just crimped off a mocker
by Anonymous September 17, 2003
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Mock

Rural inbred farmer, Uncultured, ignorant & oblivious to all when intoxicated. Travel exclusively in large groups when away from their natural surroundings. Tend to wear tight haircuts & identical shirts with sleeves rolled up. Often found brawling outside bars and clubs.
"On your bike you filthy mock"
"Get away from me you durty mock"
"That Guys a major Mock Savage"
"Tim - Fred, How about mcsoreleys for one?
Fred - Good God no, its teaming with mocks"
"There`s a serious smell of mock in here man"
"Theres a Heavy mock content in that place dude"
by Dr Longshaft March 22, 2009
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mocktor

English, noun.
A type of arthropod that is drawn to the bright lights of computerscreens but is equally at home in damp leaf litter. His shiny exoskeleton conceals a complicated array of spiracles and tubules, most of which are filled with cocaine.
I picked up a damp log and found a foot long mocktor!
by terrifying cyberarthropodlords September 27, 2004
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mocky ball

Something that was desovered in the basement of my friends house Julie. Iit is a killer dustball which is formed on ceilings and can be deadly. Please be advised they will eat you and attack you. Keep hands and feet under the blankets at all times.
AAAA a mocky ball!! Run for your life!
I am a killer mocky ball...muhahahahaha
by Coffee crisp October 10, 2004
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