MITches

Term used to describe female MIT students, most often of the bad variety. MITches are not only sexy, but they are smart and sexy. MITches are known for their spontaneity, love of food, and excellent taste in men and music. Upon meeting a MITch, you will proceed to feel an instant connection, and all of your other college choices will cease to be relevant. MITches are the epitome of “Work hard, play hard.” They are unbelievably smart and talented in whatever they do, while remaining grounded. If you date a MITch, consider yourself a lucky person in society. MITches don’t necessarily have to go to MIT either; if you meet a girl who is both truly smart and truly sexy, you have come across a MITch or a derivative of one. All in all, MITches know how to get it done and how to have a good tim

Janna: Dude, why the fuck would you chose MIT over Stanford? What’s your problem?
Eni: I love bad MITches that’s my fucking problem!

Guy #1: Dude I met the hottest chick last night, she blew my... mind away with her knowledge of astrophysics and math.
Lucas: Should have gotten her autograph, you just ran into a MITch.

by eniwaffles April 27, 2014

Mitchell

Long haired twat

Mitchell is weird

by MYNAN123456789 October 19, 2018

Mitchell

A dumbass virgin who no one likes and literally sits in the back corner of the cafeteria eating beans out of a milk carton and extra salty uncooked chicken while singing the words to “everything is awesome” from lego movie

You: yo you see Mitchell over there

Me: yeah bro he’s so weird

by Yeehawnig April 16, 2019

Mitchell Free

One who has a small penis. Loves seth penis in his mouth, ear, nose, penis, and between his arm and leg. Has a Fetish for monkeys in nazi zombies. Has been to every base between 5 and 100. Likes making loud orgasm noises in his sleep.

You are Mitchell Free.

by Bobby Lee1234 August 21, 2009

Mitchell and Lian

Crazy weird, and awkward. But they both have good sides of being reliable, daring, and brave. Mitchell has an amazing smile, somewhat blonde hair like JB and a great personalty that can make anyone laugh. Which is all what Lian needs. Lian was brown eyes that can see right past everything bad, a personality that makes everyone her friend, and a special way of looking at things that makes her really weird. Which is what Mitchell is. They have quite an interesting relationship that hopefully gets better. It's really awkward for them right now though, but they still like each other.
Cheers to the cutest couple in school!

Lian, are you free sometime next weekend?

Hairspray? Or Cailou? CAILOU!!!

Reece, Kit, Mitchell and Lian hang out all the time! Of course they are all friends!!!

Mitchell, will you go out with me?

by I'mARawringDinosaur April 30, 2013

Mitchell riorden

A little man with a little penis who is often raped by Mexicans named Carlos

Man he so got Mitchell riorden last night

by Billy wig June 16, 2014

mitchell brown

one of the most attractive males. has netflix, and a man cave. regardless of where you are, mitchell’s house is only 2 miles and ten minutes away, no matter what. he often has big sex with his attractive girlfriend, abby. however, he is extremely gay.
mitchell brown can also refer to if someone makes a simple mistake, everyone calls him mitchell brown

dude that’s a mitchell brown move

by duane jermaine May 10, 2018