mister boobsey

another word for your peen. girls will only go out with you if you call it this.

Sarah: omg do you have a boner right now...
kyle: mister boobsey is excited to see you.

by suckthesetatas March 22, 2019

Misery Boner

The sexual arousal derived from experiencing or watching others experience misery.

To enjoy one's own misery or that of others.

Synonym: Schadenfreude

John got a misery boner when Wade failed to get into Mechanical Engineering.

by WCAVSTECH May 4, 2019

Miserly

When you ask for a cracker and they give you half. Like the Glossier free samples: something that makes you feel sorry you asked.

What a miserly little piece of nothing. If they don't want to give any, don't offer any.

by Psedogenius October 28, 2020

Miserablism

A mental disorder or belief system rooted in societal blame or bigotry for one’s own short comings or failures. “Miserablism” uses demoralization, shame, guilt and legal persuasion in order to force others to accept, adapt, glorify and celebrate the created misery or failed reality of the miserablist.

Suffering from miserablism, Alex often cried foul and blamed others when he got a bad grade, didn’t get picked for the team or couldn’t land a part time job. Although Alex never studied, never worked out and couldn’t pass a drug test he blamed the teachers, the coaches and employers of being bigots and had them all fired.

by Jeronathan Medeux March 4, 2021

Miserati

1. A class of people who cherished values are misery, paranoia, self-loathing, low-self esteem, emotionalism, self-centeredness, and negative projection.

2. Any group of people that appears to value chaos, confusion and misery.

First of all, Mike is part of the contaminati and his comment section attracts purified miserati.

by Youth October 4, 2021

mister hoeless

this man is a hoeless and loyal man that is respectful to women.

that nigga sicario like mister hoeless

by armednigger January 5, 2022

Mister Blister

A nickname you would call a male parent or guardian to annoy them or for fun during an event.

This name can be used to make fun of that person or just because you feel like it.

Scenario 1:
Shelby: "You really suck at this, Mister Blister!"

Male parent/guardian: "would you stop annoying me!"

Scenario 2:

Shelby: "Hey Mister Blister, how's it going?"
Male parent/guardian: "Good, thanks."

by couch-lady March 28, 2022