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Michael Jordanism

The following of the great Michael Jordan who led the Bulls to six NBA Championships in the 1990's.
Screw my former religion. I'm converting to Michael Jordanism. At least we know he's real.
by bullstown4life June 15, 2010
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Michael B Jordan

A sexy actor too old for me. As a heart aching smile, and I mustache that would put Santa to shame😍
“Oh did you hear, Michael B Jordan is SUPER juicy
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Michael

From the Hebrew name מִיכָאֵל (Mikha'el) meaning "who is like God?". This is a rhetorical question, implying no person is like God. Michael is one of the seven archangels in Hebrew tradition and the only one identified as an archangel in the Bible.
My name is Michael
by Game mode 0 September 14, 2016
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michael bay

Definition:

1. A gigantic piece of excrement weighing in at over 200 million Courics in accordance to his last movie's highly inflated effects budget (1x Katie Couric is about 2.5 lbs of fecal matter)

2. A director who provides proof that there is no god

3. A talentless hack who completely misses the point

4. A director who lacks any substance what-so-ever

Example quotes to help you see the light:
1) Michael Bay: An 18 wheeler spins out of control and its all like BRAAAAGHHH and this huge tanker full of diamonds goes BLAAAAAAAAARRGHH!!

General: Those aren't ideas those are special effects...

Michael Bay: I don't understand the difference...

General: I know you don't

2) Michael Bay gets to keep making movies and Cartman gets his own theme park; there is no God

3) I miss you more than Michael Bay missed the mark, when he made Pearl Harbor. I miss you more than that movie missed the point. And that's an awful lot, girl.

4) That movie was so bad that it actually made me enjoy watching Soul Plane
by FYM-ASMD July 22, 2009
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Michaela

a truly amazing girl. she is funny and smart, caring and sweet, outgoing and bubbly, energetic and charismatic. a real happy go lucky person. she is a boy crazy flirt who cant help herself. but she is unlike any other person you know. she is beautiful. inside and out. she loves her friends to death. she depends on them alot. she makes the most of life and always lives in the moment, thats why everyone wants to be around her. she can make the most boring situation into one of the best, happiest moments of your life, filled with inside jokes and hyperness. she is sophisticated and beautiful. someone you would all want to get with or get to know. but she is not easy. she can be very picky but when she finds somethin she wants, she is persistent. she is an amazing person that you would be lucky to know.
Everyone wants to be around a michaela.
Even if you hate michaela, you still love her.
I wish i had a michaela!!
by AnonyMouS94! September 17, 2009
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michael madsen

A very talented actor. Is often in Quentin Tarantino's movies. Most memorable role was Mr. Blonde in Reservoir Dogs, where he tortured a cop.
Michael Madsen is a very gifted actor and is very attractive.
by WeezerFan February 5, 2006
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Michael Crook

A "blogger" residing in Mays Landing, NJ, who spends his time hiding behind a computer screen judging innocent people. Most of the victims of his slander are deceased people, dead from accidents.
He sits in his little cove of shame with his cats, obviously never stepping into sunlight. (The proof is on the guy's face.)
He also owns a website that is against Military. He says people in the army are stupid to put their lives on the line for their country. He says,

"I prefer to leave the “dying for the country” to suckers who obviously have no other job skills than to die for a country. I don’t see how fighting in Iraq is defending our freedoms; we’d still have our rights with or without these moronic troops. Dying for one’s country is a stupid act. Thus, I prefer to let the stupid people do the dying while I sit high and dry!"

The guy is clearly a moron. Anyone who reads his bullshit can see it. 'Nuff said.
"How can I even begin to describe how much I want Michael Crook dead?"
or
"Michael Crook is such a stupid dick."
by Ladedaaa24 June 29, 2009
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