Miroing

A cool way of saying “Investigating”.
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Further miroing revealed that my dad has stolen my undies because he has a fetish for underwear

by Bitchcmon666 November 13, 2019

Microwaveslave

Someone who belongs to our omnipotent Loli god

Omg, can I be your microwaveslave?

by the.average.shaula.enjoyer March 14, 2021

microwave

An electrical appliance that "cooks" food by exposing it to electromagnetic energy typically used in the kitchen (obviously). Used to preheat your leftover hot pockets that you left in the fridge 2 days ago. They do not equally distribute the heat throughout the meal, which causes low thermal conductivity or in other words your food is frozen on the inside. They also work at a frequency of around 2.45 GHz or the same as that your wifi router uses for an extender. Just use a goddamn oven for f**k sake, it tastes way better

Oh, and did I mention a women best friend.

Somebody: Mom, I told you like a dozen times already, don't put my meals in the microwave
Mom: SHUT UP and eat your food
Somebody: *Crying inside, but also furious* Goddamn it!

by Celestial_thesaurus June 4, 2021

Chow-mihow

Used to describe a person of "delicious" or "ultra-sexy" appearance.

Yo bro, dat chick is sooo chow-mihow!!!

by hick-dong December 15, 2007

Canadian Microwave

When one shoves a handwarmer (or handwarmers) into their partners anus.

“My anus is cold” “I’ll give u the ol’ Canadian Microwave”

by big gay 2 November 15, 2018

mexican microwave

The act of covering an informer with gasoline and piling tires around them to constrict the arms, the fire inside makes bodies unidentifiable. This is a common tactic used by cartels to instill fear amongst drug mules and rivals that have any ideas a stealing or betraying the cartel. Also called Necklacing. One of the most savage and inhumane ways to kill another human being. The person can even be kept alive longer by inserting hoses into the mouth to prevent death by asphyxiation and giving unheated air while burning alive

"seven bodies were found in the mexican desert scorched beyond recognition. The killers piles tires around the deceased to create a mini furnace, the rubber melted to create a vile mess of organic slime. Victims were believed to be alive when fire was started. The latest mexican microwave murders in an escalating drug war."

by haunted theync viewer September 20, 2013

merow

merow - A random word said by teens and mentally retarded old people who think they are cats. Originated In Canada.

...merow ?

Person#1:Hello, How are you today ?
Person#2:...merow

by Amanda June 23, 2004