miracle kid

Any student at an Ivy League University - usually with insanely high test scores, gobs of leadership and sports positions, loads of extracurricular activities (like forming businesses and doing research on cancer cures, which is where the "miracle" part comes in) you couldn't think of, etc.

Sometimes very obnoxious, too. They seem to be living miracles to the common folk as Ivy League Universities overhype their "reputation" so to try and attract the overachievers before deliberately inflating the grades there so to keep looking good as paper tigers.

Can be used as a derogatory statement but is usually a compliment

My cousin Traci is a miracle kid. She was the captain of her lacrosse team and our school president, and was involved in practically every honor society in school. She nabbed every academic award you could think of and graduated as the sole valedictorian of our school. On the side, she had her own small web-designing company and worked with a family friend on finding a cure for ovarian cancer. She also got 800s on all her SAT IIs and a 2350 on her SAT, and she wowed all the alumni interviewers with her impressive verbal skills honed from her manipulative school campaigns not only to become a leader but for various movements like recycling and more lavish pep rallies and a relaxed dress code. And thus, she was accepted into Princeton University. It's no wonder I or the family never got to spend time with her.

by Muhammed Jihad February 9, 2006

Marfalicious

A person or food that is a complete mess but is still desirable.

Man that chicks make up is nasty, but she is still marfalicious

by Mike Sommers January 22, 2008

miracle essay

essay that is completed <2 hours before it is due, and still achieve a good grade

dude 1: an 85!!!?
dude 2: what? what happened?
dude 1: dude I went into the library this morning and pulled a miracle essay out of my ass!!!
dude 2: dayyuuum that must have hurt

by asauce November 18, 2010

Mira

A woman who is literally perfect

Yeah Jenny is okay but shes no Mira

by Jayc00b November 17, 2021

Hanukah Miracle

When a bowl or bong is lit once and it is cherried around the circle 8 or more times.

maz and the guys experienced a Hanukah Miracle thursday night when the bong got passed all the way around an 8-man circle without having to be lit again. then they went and ate mozzarella sticks and watched disney movies until they passed out.

by cheeezguy November 13, 2009

yah'mira

Yah'mira is a kind wonderful person who will always have your back and care for you she might be mean and rude sometimes but inside she is the nicest person you will meet she will fall in love with a boy with the initials of J.H she will help you make your dreams come true and she is very loveable and will have very good friends

Yah'mira is the best person ever.

by Yofavyaa February 7, 2018

Sexual miracle

When something sexual happens to a person / between people that can only be defined as an act of God.

Damn, I'm a horny, 33 year old, single Christian, I need a sexual miracle.

by JustifiedbyJesus December 18, 2020