Walking into someone's room while they're sleeping with a frying pan in one hand and a wooden spoon in the other hand and proceeding to bang them together whilst inside the room.
by bossofpiza November 23, 2016
The military recruit was caught stealing apples and donuts from the chow hall and was quickly dishonorably discharged.
by Strawberry Pterodactyls November 02, 2018
A balding, divorced middle aged dude who drinks too much beer and watches football with his other military bros. Does everything in his power to make the son be an exact replica of him, and his daughter an exact replica of his wife. 90% of Zoomers have him. But he is pretty cool ngl
My dad is a military dad
by Stupid Af July 25, 2021
by pric3tec June 02, 2022
A girl who’s a 5/10 on the street but in the military becomes a 10/10. A military 10 = not enough cute girls around to have many options anyway, therefore an average girl automatically becomes a 10 on the scale.
by JuiceeJay February 04, 2025
by aggressive_nee February 13, 2023
This is a very rare organism which is typically found somewhere in Botswana. It is inseparable to its mate Panda Girl and it is often found in her cupboard (or as some would say... not often enough). It’s appearance is moderately fluffy and you will know you have encountered it when you hear “OH” or “AHA” in very inappropriate situations.
by Hefalumpkin38 May 11, 2019