Mikey Mitchell

A synonym for a Class I Offense. Commonly used at the United States Coast Guard Academy.

Man, I got caught drinking and they gave me 2 Mikey Mitchells.

I got a Mikey Mitchell for cheating on my math test.

by CGA October 02, 2006

mikey's mayonnaise

Cum or sperm from a man named Mikey mixed in with mayonnaise to create a sex lube

I jacked off using Mikey's mayonnaise.

by Mikey Beltz March 02, 2017

Mikeys re-up

Something you don’t wanna fuck up

Yo , You fucking crack head U fucked up my re-up; yo did you fuck up mikeys re-up bro?

by Trapper05 October 23, 2020

Father Mike (aka Mikey)

Father Mike (aka Mikey) was a man who was a lord of Satanism who had a PhD in East Asian studies. He was said to be widely hated in Hollywood for some reason.

Father Mike (aka Mikey) was a nickname given to a terrible lord of Satanism in the Church of Satan.

by ScienceBurt March 07, 2020

Mikey Belcher

‘He sucks balls and dick ‘
If u ever see him run he a pedo

Mikey belcher he is a pedo

by I am a smeg who is a best frie March 14, 2021

Little Mikey

Jessie's boyfriend who has a small dick and gets very grumpy/horny when she calls him at 4 AM

Little Mikey gets mad when I say I am more dominant than him

by thatbitchinthecorner December 29, 2019

Mikey Venus

destined to succeed alpha male leader among men caring to those who he cares for highly intelligent usually , 6’4 arrogant but charming confident and a man who resorts to violence in protection

Mikey Venus is an absolute G

by Nxbbo August 31, 2022