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Mike is a boss man. He has a huge sense of assertiveness. He’s kind responsible respectful and always looking out for others and putting people first. He might look as if he would hurt you but until you approach him and talk to him you’ll continue to assume he’s a jerk. If you give him a dime he’ll give you a dozen back. He’s self raised and has an extremely high sense of free will and self determination and discipline. He’s extremely intelligent and Independent doesn’t like to be bossed around or belittled. He rivals low expectations for himself and is always trying to make a difference in people’s understanding of social situations and humanity as a whole. He’s extremely wholesome whole hearted and if he does something for you don’t make him regret it. Don’t fuck with him either. He has a dark past and a beast that lives inside of him always ready to pounce on the devil. He has a dark ego not a bright one. If he’s showing his ego odds are he doesn’t like you. If he shows you love. It’s simple he loves you like family and nothing less
Mike is a true person
by The New York hillbilly May 17, 2023
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A guy from Total Drama: Revenge Of The Island with dissociative identity disorder, or as he calls it, multiple personality disorder. Personalities include:
Svetlana the Russian gymnast
Vito the buff Italian guy
Chester the angry old man
Manitoba Smith the treasure hunter
Mal the cartoon villain
Mike the kind original personality
Mike: I have multiple personality disorder
Zoey: I know, Cameron just told me
Cameron: Sorry!
by TELL ME WHO JOE IS July 26, 2023
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A Mike is the type of guy who won’t admit it, but could go on for days about how much he loves sci-fi movies starring matt damon and kristen wiig.
“Hey Mike, what is your favorite movie?”
Mike: “Dude you know this! It was the best movie of 2017!”
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Great Dick, A lover boy and their the best hoopers
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A friend who is chronically dyspraxic but he never fails to make you laugh.
Mike is dyspraxic but cool
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A friend who is chronically dyspraxic but always makes you laugh
Mike is dispraxic but cool
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The best friend you will ever have but he’s chronically dyspraxic.. He will never fail to make you laugh though!
Mike is a cool dude with dyspraxia.
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