MILTAFAD

noun,

acronym for
Mom I'd Like To Admire From A Distance

1.An attractive mom that it's understood one will not be attempting sexual intercourse or cohabitation with.
2.An attractive mom who one is implicitly expressing would be a bad idea for another to approach romantic entanglement with
3.a description of the actual, non sarcastic long-range admiration of a mother

Mandy was astone pony with stemsfor weeks
but she became a MILTAFAD on the spot when I peeped that double decker stroller, homie!

by Yves L'Empyr March 16, 2010

Mistahappi

Some one mistaken for a porn star, but is genuinely a great guy who is great at photography and Call of Duty - Prestiged.

This must have been taken by Mistahappi.

by Mrhappi June 28, 2010

mistake whale

One who either makes a big mistake or plenty of little mistakes which combined make a BIG MISTAKE!

My biology partner is a mistake whale. He fucks up nearly every lab we do.

by bonher123 February 25, 2011

Mistakaphor

A metaphor and a mistake. Word created by Paul Begala

It was a mistakaphor when I provided the wrong link in that message.

by Ssavia November 12, 2012

Mistake Maker

The beautiful mixture of PBR and Franzia boxed wine. Mix it half and half for a delightful evening.

Leo: We only have Franzia and PBR, this night may prove uneventful.

Lucas: MIX THEM, FOR FUCK'S SAKE, MIX THEM.

(Jesus was born)

Leo: I have had so many Mistake Makers, can you bail me out of jail?

by LeoLucas October 18, 2012

mistake vulture

A person who regularly waits for others to make a mistake and then points this out. The mistake vulture enjoys doing this.

As a vulture circles the creatures on the ground patiently waiting for one to fall, so the mistake vulture stands back until it is time to swoop. He will then step in and feast upon the tasty carrion that is pointing out another's error.

Mr Mistake Vulture: Dan I've been watching you and it seems you've made a mistake performing this particular task.
Dan Reeves: Sorry Boss... Thank You Boss... Whatever you say Boss...

................................. mistake vulture.

by HugoLeasing August 20, 2014

Mistaf

A name for a person who is really good in everything

Mistaf is a god

by Mistaf September 8, 2017