MICRO

An acronym for "Masturbating In the Common Room Openly," typically the common room or lounge of a college dorm. Often phrased as "pulling a MICRO."

Richard pulled a MICRO when he was alone the other day, but he was so scared to get caught that he moved the fridge in front of the door. I don't think that's very open at all.

by monstercake December 8, 2010

Micronation

While this once was a term indicating a small sovereign nations, it now refers to any group of people, or even an individual, self-proclaiming statehood under the auspices of a simulation or roleplaying game, as a hobby, or even simply for purposes of internet socializing, most commonly by children under the age of consent.

Do not confuse a micronation with a sessessionist state or Pocket State, the latter are serious political movements and groups.

That's not a real country! That's just St. Charlie or Atlantium, you know...micronations!

by Wantoon October 2, 2011

microbes

A life form. Like a microorganism, especially a bacterium that causes disease. Not in technical use.

Man#1: MICROBES!!! AAAAAaaaaAAAA microbes...gaaah...

Lady#1: Microbes...*sob*

Boy in bubble: Hey guys, what's goin' on?

Man#2: We're being attacked by aliens and they infected all of us with MICROBES!!! Aaaaaaaaaaaaa!

by Maux_Darkbrand March 14, 2009

Micro-penis

an abnormally small penis, usually under 2 inches long, tends to explode after 7 years much in the same way as a micro-pig.

wow your boyfriends got a micro-penis, hasn't it exploded yet?

by dinss February 27, 2010

micro-midget

1)a small person
2)a shitty insult
3)something martha stuart sells on wierd infomercials at 3 oclock in the morning

1)kid:dad,is that a midget?
dad:no, son. thats a micro-midget.
2)dude1:cum fucker
dude2:micro-midget
3)Wow, check out my new micro-midget! Martha Stewart was the spokeswoman in the infomercial promoting the growth and sale of micro-midgets!

by fatassbuddabelly July 18, 2006

Micro Cache

In Geo Caching, a micro cache is a cache made with a small container, such as a 35 mm film container.

I looked for hours for the Micro Cache but could not find it, so I had to log it DNF in my account on geocaching.com & got a sad face :( ...........

by Geo George April 29, 2009

michonski

Michonski is a subsitute teacher, and an awful one at that. He constantly uses his outdoor voice and is too bad at algebra to actually teach you anything. Instead, he will tell you how to escape from a bear and place a perfectly good paper on a puddle of juice.

"Ah shit we got Mr. Michonski today."
"Oh boy, I can't wait to learn absolutely nothing."

by gaisbwibsmma November 26, 2013