1. The closest thing Albuquerque will ever get to an NFL team.
2. A pretty good DII soccer team in New Mexico that everyone loves even if they don't follow soccer.
3. The best damn thing to happen in this crazy ass state.
2. A pretty good DII soccer team in New Mexico that everyone loves even if they don't follow soccer.
3. The best damn thing to happen in this crazy ass state.
Person 1: "Hey did you catch the New Mexico United game last night?".
Person 2: "Yeah dude, it was pretty awesome! They beat Phoenix 3 to 1!".
Person 2: "Yeah dude, it was pretty awesome! They beat Phoenix 3 to 1!".
by LaxMan420 April 16, 2022

Mexico, officially the United Mexican States, is a country in the southern portion of North America. It is bordered to the north by the United States; to the south and west by the Pacific Ocean; to the southeast by Guatemala, Belize, and the Caribbean Sea; and to the east by the Gulf of Mexico.
Guy 1: I’m going to Mexico
Guy 2: explain what Mexico is
Guy 1: Ok. Mexico, officially the United Mexican States, is a country in the southern portion of North America. It is bordered to the north by the United States; to the south and west by the Pacific Ocean; to the southeast by Guatemala, Belize, and the Caribbean Sea; and to the east by the Gulf of Mexico.
Guy 2: Wow thanks for expplaining what Mexico is!
Guy 1: Np
Guy 2: explain what Mexico is
Guy 1: Ok. Mexico, officially the United Mexican States, is a country in the southern portion of North America. It is bordered to the north by the United States; to the south and west by the Pacific Ocean; to the southeast by Guatemala, Belize, and the Caribbean Sea; and to the east by the Gulf of Mexico.
Guy 2: Wow thanks for expplaining what Mexico is!
Guy 1: Np
by SUPER DOGE XXX DESTROYER March 11, 2023

The act of your partner drinking yellow Gatorade earlier that day then proceeding to poop on your chest the poop has a slight green tint resulting in the "New Mexico Green Chile"
(1)Hey man have you drank any Gatorade today?
(2)Yeah, had one this morning want a "New Mexico Green Chile?"
(1)Yeah!
(2)Yeah, had one this morning want a "New Mexico Green Chile?"
(1)Yeah!
by Lit Loc November 3, 2021

A country located in North America.
by Torta115 October 14, 2022

by Zoning November 29, 2024

The New Mexico Tug is a sex act where one partner pulls (or tugs) on the other’s penis, stretching it and allowing the partner to begin plucking at the stretched out penis like a guitar string.
by Pewbic and Basedyana June 30, 2025

She is beautiful a$$ F**k and will steal your heart but is the pure definition of a buttwipe from Mexican I mean New Mexico damn auto correct
by YoungCock July 19, 2023
