Mexican Stew

To urinate through the legs of another, while they are pooping.

Dude, we were so wasted last night we made Mexican Stew.

by SlumdogMillionaire April 14, 2010

Mexican Cheesecake

You wait till you have smegma on your uncircumcised penis then fuck a lactating mexican woman until her milk and your smegma turns to cream cheese.

I was tit fucking my mexican neighbor who was freshly pregnant and my smegma filled skin mixed with milk made for a beautiful mexican cheesecake.

by KZOO269 June 14, 2019

Mexican Warhead

noun: A huge, painful turd one expels after a large meal, especially Mexican food.

That burrito was really good, but I have a feeling I'm going to have to drop a Mexican Warhead in a couple of hours.

by davedavedavidson September 27, 2009

Mexican helicopter

Like doing a helicopter but with shit on your dick

The Mexican Helicopter was all fun and games until there was shit up the curtains

by Vanessa Shanessa Jenkins August 12, 2017

Mexican Peppers

Herpes to the degree that said sores look like growing chili peppers.

Man I was gonna hit that but the chicks got a bad case of the mexican peppers.

by Damionx July 2, 2014

Mexican DSL

Very Slow Internet. Usually seen in F2P multiplayer games.

"Of course the guy that keeps lagging out is speaking spanish"
"Yeah man, must have Mexican DSL."

by "The" Ben L. January 3, 2018

Mexican Tiger

Similar to a dirty sanchez but instead of a mustache, tiger stripes and/or whiskers are drawn.

Andrew growled fiercely after his boyfriend gave him a Mexican Tiger.

by jeff.lebowski November 23, 2009