mastertaste

the act of self fulfillment through oral means. Most importantly, involving sampling the fruits of your labor

Guy 1: Did you hear about sloppy-party bottom?
Guy 2: No, what about that gay ass motherfucker?
Guy 1: He did yoga for like 10 years and got his rib removed but he finally learned how to mastertaste!
Guy 2: Yeah but his semen is hardly palletable. If i were him i would add a pinch of nutmeg.

by The Poon-Tang Clan February 25, 2008

masterton

Ghetto

by Anonymous August 18, 2003

mastertwatting

Masterbating until orgasm while using Twitter.

The dirty slut was mastertwatting in the school bathroom to tiger wood's new post.

by Poopslayer1 December 8, 2009

Mastertation

(n): One's master's thesis. A research document written by a graduate student to complete a master's degree.

also (v): to mastertate

Have you finished your mastertation yet?

You betcha! I just mastertated in front of my faculty committee.

by Herschel Speiderman March 28, 2009

mastertext

To masturbate via text message.

Symbols such as 8----> ------ are common when mastertexting.

by JoeBob19 July 19, 2011

mastertasking

to do something unrelated while masturbating.

Jeff Simmonds likes to masturbate to porn while listening to basketball. He is mastertasking

by CrankMonkey August 1, 2012

mastertainter

Expert in the art of taint tickling. Being a master in manipulating the skin between the chocolate starfish and the mountain oysters for pleasure.

Jackson was having his taint tickled and screamed out “hoo new, hoo new Trudie was a mastertainter!”

by Taint Right III September 16, 2023