mario herpes

The storm cloud in Mario Kart Wii which shrinks the user and can be passed between cars simply by bumping into each other.

Shit, I thought it was cool driving with Peach, but all I ended up with was last place and mario herpes.

mario herpes by Biggie Smalls for mayor February 21, 2009

Mario Rimjob 

Driving a hot wheels car around the sphincter while following with your tongue.

She can't stop thinking about that Mario Rimjob she gave last night.

Mario Rimjob by XGiggler January 10, 2017

Mario Party 

Video game that ruin friendships.

David: Hey did you hear about what happened with Carl and Logan.
Jacob: Yeah. They're not friends anymore because Logan stole Carl's star in Mario Party.

Mario Party by Iceman356 September 30, 2019

Mario Judah

God in physical form, an embodiment of god, Lyrical Genius and more racist than a white dad.

"Jack, have you seen the music video "Die very rough" by Mario Judah?"

"Penis"

Mario Judah by TheRealDaBaby February 4, 2021

Mario Fag 

someone who won't stfu about mario an goes around wearing mario themed articles of clothing and accessories who eventually make you hate the fatass, shroom-chomping bastard

herp: dude, there is some cunt on my bus who just won't let me talk about games without telling me how "superior" mario is

derp: GAH, I FUCKIN' HATE MARIO FAGS

Mario Fag by Morshu Mmmmmmmmmmm January 19, 2012

mario 64 

The best fucking game made for the Nintendo 64

1990, "wow bro did yah here about this new awesome ball sacking game called Mario 64 for the Nintendo 64!"

mario 64 by Dafuq is this.com February 3, 2014

Mario's Tunnel Of Doom 

A very unusual cave created by a mysterious floating head, no records have been written about this cave nor has anyone escaped it for those who have entered it. However, some believe that the cave was emerged in March 8, 1991. Its location is unknown but some say that the only way to find the cave is by entering the Bermuda triangle. No one really knows what is in the cave or where it really came from...

I wouldn't go in Mario's Tunnel Of Doom if I were you...

Mario's Tunnel Of Doom by Luigis January 4, 2017