Lab Manager

1. Commonly a female who is F.I.N.E.-Freaky Insecure Neurotic Emotional female that will be laughing like a school girl one moment and in a split second with the doors closed behind you in her office is an out of control screaming, maniacal, insulting and condescending insane creature that obviously should be on medication. If she is not extremely anorexic and homely, she is extremely obese and homely-either one is bad. Could also be a bleached blonde that is dumber than a cardboard box and doesn't know that Mayo Clinic is in Rochester MN, and not Rochester NY (rural) Exercise extreme caution around this female, do not go into any rooms that the door can be closed, have a video camera with you at all times and treat her as if she is mentally ill at all times.
2. Uncommonly a male that has an extreme level of estrogen, and is usually a pretty nice guy. However, most of these guys are impotent and not just in their job capacity.Mostly benign, until you trigger that deep underlying emotional disorder, and heavy closet scotch problem.

Dude, I think she went totally Lab Manager on me over the microscope light being shut off, I suggested that she get her Lithium level checked.

The pink shirt on Valentine's Day tells it all that this guy is a Lab Manager!!! What guy is sucking him off this week?

by Shaniqqua October 18, 2012

middle management

term not expressly related to but inclusive of the type of peson adversly affected by jet lag and unable to win any type of game against anyone, but unable to admit it is down to the individual, not the misaligned sight: see also American Immigration Rules

dude, I can't believe you came late to my 21st

by chevy chase August 20, 2003

Mischief Managed

A palace dedicated to the Harry Potter world. Really awesome where kids can go get sorted and get dorms and take classes and eat in the great hall every night. The palace gets over 50 members per day which makes it awesome.

Mischief Managed is soooo coool.
Have you gotten sorted at Mischief Managed yet?
Mischief Managed makes me want to stay up all night!

by Harry Potterrzzz June 11, 2006

managed care

n. Healthcare system in which a company such as an HMO serves as an intermediary between patients and doctors.

Managed care is neither.

by fizzle April 15, 2004

The Party Management

The Party Management is a renown organization of individuals highly experienced in the arts of partying, party planning, and other kinds of social activities. This Maryland-based entity was founded by the honorable Jay Singh and the notable Pavithra Silva.

*see also "Social Life"

L: I found out the Party Management is having another bash this weekend.
R: Man, I wish we were cool enough to be invited! *sigh*

by Tk Xlr8 March 5, 2009

Hloyal Management & Pr

Hloyal Management & Pr

H•Loyal Man•age•Ment & P•R

1.) Management, public relations firm that was founded in 2012 in Austin, Texas by William Boyd Harris Jr.

I Work like that boy who started Hloyal management & pr.

by William Harris of Hloyal October 17, 2019

Crisis Wall Management

(noun) - Posting a message on facebook that initiates a wall war between two friends that do not know each other which compels the poster to delete posts, send instant messages and texts to quell the skirmish.

Larry: Wow! What's was up with your post last night? You certainly had Jody and Lisa catfighting on your wall.

Vince: Yeah, I had to partake in some serious crisis wall management.

by ITALUS September 10, 2011