A man who is undoubtedly unexpected. A deep intellectual but will never really let you know it. Tied to honor and integrity through nothing but his own adaptations on a twisted realm. a beautiful soul that most aren’t worthy to sit beside while unwittingly casting judgment upon him and all the while he sits without ever speaking up and does what those who speak wish they had the constitution to be. Never for recognition but because it is right. He possesses a love that the like I have never known otherwise. To have him as a lover is to have more than love itself. He is terrifying... and he is solace. The physical touch is all I have yet to know but I fear knowing the touch of his soul. A bond of that magnitude is insurmountable by my mind. To know a man like Paris is to know how it must feel to be close with your own god.
by beautifullyscarred September 28, 2020
Get the paris malemug. the audacity that comes from simply being a man. perpetuated by the patriarchy, (some) men are ignorant whores. this is especially apparent when paired with entitlement, ego and narcissism.
by dronecrasher March 30, 2023
Get the male audacitymug. A balding white male with a beard and glasses, low testosterone, skinny fat physique and left wing political views. A nu male prides himself on his retro console collection and his respect for women and feminism, which he holds in lieu of respect for himself. Unironically thinks reddit is a good website. Poses in photographs with his mouth wide open, a pose known as soy face, to present his submissive nature.
by FuckWhitePeople August 8, 2021
Get the Nu malemug. An extremely hot and attractive male, with a huge dick, we're talking 10+ inches, who is great in bed. He's also very nice and understanding. He has A and B grades, as well. He is an all in one type of guy that everyone likes.
by Def Not Taylor February 3, 2021
Get the Taylor (Male)mug. you barely feel the cum, it is a very intense pressure in the upper legs, like a massage without feeling the person's hand at all and there is no knot, it lasts for about 5 seconds and it makes you forget you will die and forget how to think. you get tired and just want to sleep after.
by howtodefinethingsthewayitis November 16, 2020
Get the male orgasmmug. Similar to the sigma male, the theta male is someone that is on the very top of the social hierarchy, yet rejects it due to being extremely based. The theta male chooses to break the oppressive shackles of modern society by playing League of Legends and Genshin Impact all day, and eating nothing but Doritos and Mountain Dew, in the process being certified to be "morbiusly a beast" by every doctor they encounter.
NPC #1 (femoid): OMG I think I'm in love... I found a guy who's fat and retarded and doesn't shower and plays League of Legends all day... he's perfect 😍
NPC #2 (male): wow, he sounds cool. Must be a theta male
NPC #2 (male): wow, he sounds cool. Must be a theta male
by Samueliscool223 July 8, 2022
Get the Theta malemug. A woke male is a socially submissive male. He exaggerates knowledge on trendy social issues, and would often do anything to prove his ‘wokeness’, even if it meant abandoning his manhood, or dignity as a whole. This such man typically believes in toxic masculinity, and male privilege.
Dylanxyz comments on Instagram post: woman moment🤦🏼 ♂️
Juanxl replies: bruh you’re just misogynistic and sexist, educate yourself on the struggles of women.
Dylanxyz: 😐 such a ‘woke male’ huh???
Emily: you’re totally are insecure in your masculinity! prove you don’t! grr
Josh: Okay *puts on dresses and wears make up, then post it on social media with the hashtag #fuckgenderstereotypes! to prove he’s ‘secure in his masculinity’*
Emily: you are so insecure in your heterosexuality, prove you aren’t!
Dustin: *has gay sex with men to prove he’s comfortable in his ‘heterosexuality’*
Juanxl replies: bruh you’re just misogynistic and sexist, educate yourself on the struggles of women.
Dylanxyz: 😐 such a ‘woke male’ huh???
Emily: you’re totally are insecure in your masculinity! prove you don’t! grr
Josh: Okay *puts on dresses and wears make up, then post it on social media with the hashtag #fuckgenderstereotypes! to prove he’s ‘secure in his masculinity’*
Emily: you are so insecure in your heterosexuality, prove you aren’t!
Dustin: *has gay sex with men to prove he’s comfortable in his ‘heterosexuality’*
by jamnieh March 8, 2021
Get the Woke Malemug.