major fuckerino

when you’ve had the best time of your life, then someone very close to you, fucks it up.

I was having such a good day until Bill came and caused me a major fuckerino

by d44444vid December 10, 2018

frack major

to be a master at fracking

joey blew me so hard he must be a frack major

by rj_yktv March 23, 2022

Ben Major

A ‘Ben Major’ is a college major that requires little to no work during the college semester and that will land you a job that pays less than $30k per year. Examples of a ‘Ben Major’ include: Sports Administration, Exercise Science, and Gender Studies. The list may go on and on.

“Dude how do you not have any work on a Wednesday, you’re totally in a Ben Major.”

by Nick is the most best, He gets February 19, 2021

Ace Major

The sussiest baka of all, built different, mother of 10. After leaving the ELO server, she devoted her life to carving ornate camels out of mahogany. She cannot be located.

"Why you gotta be such an Ace Major."
"How many children do you have? Typical Ace Major right there."

by Vonky May 23, 2021

English Major

Someone who is well versed in useless information. Classes are usually painstakingly boring, and chanting of "Would you like whipped cream and sprinkles with that?"

"That guy that works at Starbucks is a total English Major."

by jefcar March 17, 2005

morning major

name for a cock when woke up with it stiff

paul say's "stand to attention"
joanne say's ( whilst saluting to paul's erect penis ) "morning major"

by pault69 November 4, 2008

major bitch

Ultimate bitch

oh my god she's a major bitch! she's on another level of bitchiness!

by jojojojomo August 1, 2016