blind mans wank

Sex game, based on accuracy. The man covers his eyes using his hand or blindfold and attempt to jack off into the mouth of the woman.
3pts are gain for a throat shot, 2pts for a lip shot and 1pt for a face shot.

Warning: Can cause blindness!

Katie, grab the blindfold, i wanna have a blind mans wank

by Jiggaman April 14, 2005

a dead mans panker

A deflated left arm which is up his ass hole and his left nut is doing 2 in pinkie one in the stinky

I was fucking a dead dog and I walked in on my 4 year old doing a dead mans panker with his sister

by your majesties sogginess February 16, 2017

black mans cock

a dick that is more then 12 inches that is found on black men

did you know a black mans cock hangs from the side of his legs that look like a giant tumor

by TiTyRon January 16, 2010

Black mans meat

A white girl with some meat on her bones and a large bottom.

“Did you notice Sarah has put some weight on?”
“Yeah she’s proper black mans meat now.”

by Sarah xoxox July 9, 2021

not my mans

When that mans is not yours

First of all, whose mans is this, cuz it's definitely not my mans

by Alfonso Virgen April 12, 2017

law mans

Mans who try to do law but is a piece stupid. They like dirty yats who never say to no to being wooked. They try to act ruff by talking about tort and contract. But bare amounts of them are fassi's. Only a few are weighty ghetto mans!!!! The most cleverest law mans bruk the law up hard!!

Some law mans try it and pretend to be rude bwais trying to bust avirex and classics. But those mans don even know simplest contract teries. Some fassis even fail piss easy tings like gpl with foreseen set texts - chumps!!!

That law man knows bare criminal law!! he's gwan bust at cop shop later and get me bail!!!

by law society at Reading Uni December 4, 2003

Poor mans IMAX

Sitting in the front row of your local movie theatre and pretending its an IMAX theatre.

The dark knight rises came out last week and I had to watch it in poor mans IMAX.

by Mr.elephants808 May 5, 2013