Monster Truck Pussy 

The guy who drives a large truck in an intimidating or aggressive way but then, when you roll-up on them at a stoplight, turns out to be a little guy, a wimp or just a withering pussy - clearly using his big rig to compensate...

After hounding the cyclists with his monster truck, the Monster Truck Pussy turned out to be another little angry guy in a MAGA hat - declining the cyclist's request that he step out of his truck.

Monster Truck Pussy by cowboy up liberal September 29, 2021

monster massive 

Commonly accepted as a rave, Monster Massive is a large Halloween dance festival that is completely legal and legitimate.
Costumes are encouraged.
Attendees are checked at the door for illegal substances, although many drugs are smuggled in.
Tickets are available from Ticketmaster, and it is not located in a deserted farm in the middle of the desert.
Monster Massive takes place at the LA Sports Arena.

Informed person: "Have you heard of monster massive?"
Misinformed person: "Isn't that a big crazy rave in LA?"
Informed person: "No, it's a Halloween dance festival that is a lot like a rave, but you can buy tickets at Ticketmaster, it's not in an obscure location out in the middle of nowhere, and drugs are not used/sold openly."

monster massive by Shani Lyric November 10, 2007

Monster of Love 

Originally a Sparks song (eaten by the Monster of Love) "Monster of Love" is a personification of love, being represeted as a monster that eats people up, and spits out people with all the cliche signs of being in love (doey eyes, big grins etc.)

It ain't a pretty sight to see the way it leaves 'em
It chews them up and spits out creatures with those
Goo-gooy-ey eyes
Sick sickly smiles
It just isn't right

And my father said "don't worry, son"
But look at him, he should have run
Eaten by the monster of love

Monster of Love by Here Kitty April 20, 2009

Monster Cock 

When ones penis is so big that it can barely fit in a vagina, or mabey too big to fit in a vagina. Also, a monster cock exploads more jizz than a normal penis each ejaculation. If the penis is not circumsized, it cannot be a monster cock.

Dan stuck his monster cock so far into her vagina, that it punctured her internal organs.

Monster Cock by monstermax October 19, 2010

Monster Claws

The international symbol of the singer Lady Gaga. The symbol allows fellow monsters to reconize each other wherever they are. The symbol was made famous in the video Bad Romance. The monster claw symbol is done by holding your hands up and putting your fingers in a claw-like fashion.

Look that girl over there is holding up her 'monster claws' to show her support for Lady Gaga.

Monster Claws by LittleMonsterx1x March 18, 2010

Monster trucks of love 

Something that is off-the-wall and bizarre. Not very cool.

"Did you guys see that music video the other day? It was so Monster Trucks of Love."

Monster trucks of love by Zeb-man August 7, 2006

Monster Energy Absolute Zero 

A new flavor of Monster Energy which is gaining popularity since it has absolutely zero calories, carbs AND sugar.

I don't have to worry much about the side effects of Monster Energy Absolute Zero but I still need to watch my burps!

Monster Energy Absolute Zero by NHRHS2010 March 16, 2011