Louisiana Worm Gobbler

The sensual act of inserting a phallus in the mouth of a large fish, typically a captive fish in a residential setting.

Steve's in the bathroom getting a Louisiana Worm Gobbler. The resourcefulness of the apartment carp farmer knows no bounds.

by Seattle Stupor March 13, 2022

Louisiana Bath Bomb

When you shit in the bathtub as you’re taking a bath

Last night I was to tired to get out of the bath so I dropped a Louisiana Bath Bomb

by Shave daddy May 18, 2021

Louisiana Stir Fry

A variant to "soggy biscuit". An apple is placed into a vat of defection (bucket of shit, typically provided by a Cajun meal for four). A host of male participants must ejaculate into the fecal matter. The last participant to blow his load must bob for the apple.

Austin was a bit gun shy around his buddies. He had to dunk his head into the Louisiana Stir Fry.

soggy biscuit

by Goatman0 February 24, 2014

Louisiana Leaf Lips

When a Female Inserts Chewing tobacco into her Vagina and the male proceeds to eat her out and sounds like a Ford F250, and has a Cousin Brother.

Last night during the CMT Awards my sister gave me louisiana leaf lips.

by WHOKNOWSYOU32 June 8, 2018

Louisiana Voodoo Sack

A condition where residue from preparing hot peppers is accidentally transferred to the male scrotum.

"Taking a leak after eating hot wings gave me Louisiana Voodoo Sack."

by whodatgator November 1, 2013

Louisiana Tea Time

The act of a man steeping his balls in a fresh cup of warm urine, then pouring the cup down a woman’s throat or on her face.

Sorry guys, I have to get home to the wife... It’s Louisiana tea time and I’ve been holding it all day.

by Frunkle December 4, 2020

Louisiana squirt gun

When you douche your ass and release the swampy mud water on your roommates face.

Hey, Max and his girl are passed out drunk...let’s hit ‘em with the ol’ Louisiana Squirt Gun!

by Louisianalovin July 27, 2020