Naruto logic

a phrase that might make sense and is senseless at the same time :D

Naruto logic example: You cannot be in the cafeteria unless you are in the cafeteria.

by Mayoshi December 22, 2007

nig-logic

The unique, fractured reasoning negroes use to explain or rationalize events or situations. Usually precedes niggababbling.

Statistically, black women have ~70% illegitimate children, and single parents households. This should be a guarantee of poverty. But with nig-logic, they are poor because of whitey.

by realto October 29, 2011

Dope Logic

Dope Logic is the thought process of some one that is horribly, excessively baked, stoned, high (whatever you call it in your area). Signs of Dope Logic include saying 'man' a lot or 'dude' (esp. in california). Another sign is half completed thoughts.

(smokin' the herb)
AJ - "Dude... I'm so baked... It's like.... I don't know...
Billy - "Yeah man, this is some straight like, Dope Logic... or some shit man, hehehehe."
AJ - "Dope Logic? Where'd you come up with that shit dude? That's fuckin'... like... perfect to describe the fuckin'.... situation I guess, hehehe."
Billy - "Man I don't know... shit just like.... I don't know, it comes to me. Like a fuckin'... uhh... fuckin'... I don't know dude. It just does man."

by Dope Logix January 26, 2009

lys logic

that illogical logic which is the excuse for all things "lys"

"since the duck died, it must have liked motorcycles!"
"no..."
"it's lys logic"

by Anonymous January 28, 2003

ironic logic

a word to describe comprehension of a concept that you initially thought you wouldn't grasp.

I am glad i read that book, now i understand, it was ironic logic really!

by VICKI KARMA November 10, 2006

Haley logic

Haley logic is a series of thought process consisting of pure crackheadery. It has a minimum of .1% accuracy and is confusing as hell.

Person 1:“Imagine if trees could walk”?

Person 2: tf kinda Haley logic u using😂

by I.think.itz.fine October 22, 2019

CSI Logic

A way of figuring out what is going to happen in any television show--particularly CSI--because of universal constants of things that just have to happen in the show (read examples). This isn't because of the episode itself, but because of the formula of the show. This includes game shows, dramas, sitcoms, anime and even video games.

"He can't be the bad guy, it's only five minutes into the episode!"

"New person on the team for no reason? He's totally the murderer. Typical CSI logic."

"The main character isn't gonna die, there's still like 500 more episodes left!"

"I knew someone was going to die, because it's the series finale."

"He's not going to win the million dollars, there's only like five minutes left!"

"It's an anime about an MMORPG, the main character has to marry the first female character he meets."

by Ferriswheel31 November 29, 2012