lotion slinger

Dude that beat his meat and sling lotion everywhere

Lotion slinger is yo sling lotion everywhere when ur beating ur meat

by Jesus Christ my lord and sav January 19, 2018

LOTI

Laughing on the inside

That cat video is so funny loti.

by Butter my biscuitz March 8, 2018

Lotion

When a persons of skin color a negro is turning white ashy

Person 1. Yo my arms and hands r ashy got any lotion

Person 2. Hell yea I got you bro

by CLutChGxD21 May 14, 2018

lotion wars

having open your lotion from bath and body works, and squirting it at your bud.

Cierra blasted me with her lotion during lotion wars.

by redk103413 June 6, 2018

loltimate

1. Absolutely hilarious. Lolworthy to the max.
2. Maximally pathetic, corny, or lame.

Brother Theodore's quadrupedism screed was the loltimate comedy routine.

Then he got up on stage and performed the song he wrote about he, in front of dozens of my friends -- the loltimate romantic gesture.

by Twizzard June 10, 2018

lwoti

short for last week on the internet

willNE: lwoti this happened

by LucasDuck13 May 7, 2018

Laotian rat tail

Often confused with the Colombian necktie, this is where the tongue of an individual is cut and placed sticking out of their rectum.

Person 1:They found out tony was snitching, and gave him a Laotian rat tail.

Person 2:Is that where they slit your throat and pull your tongue through.

Person 1: Nah it’s where they cut your tongue off and place it sticking out yo ass. Kinda like it sticking its tongue out at you.

Person 2: Uh, my bad.

by Glok November 13, 2018