linux

You have two cows.

The city council demands that you disect one of them and allow the town citizens to do whatever they want to it.
The town citizens use genetic modification to enhance choice organs.
They take several days to re-animate the cow, until they finally have a working zombie-cow that produces SuperMilk (similar to Popeye's spinach) but random organs stop every 10 seconds, forcing the people to disect it again just to fix it.

You live happily on your regular milk while the town struggles.

No, this Linux diatribe isn't copypasta.
I'm just as astounded as you.

by DonZabu March 17, 2009

linux

An operating system which people use when they want to pretend they know what they are on about. 95% of all games and worth while software doesnt work on Linux.
Only useful as a server side OS as web hosting isn't the most demanding task for an OS.

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by PlayaX August 22, 2004

linuxsex

To mount your linuxsex BOX from behind and insert your penis in and out and grumble uNF uNF uNF!

by Anonymous October 6, 2003

linux

A OS alternative to Windows used by Adults or kids tryin to look like they know a lot aboout computers when they wouldnt rather make life easier and click away...

Marky-Randolf III recieved Linux as a 3rd grade graduation gift so he can hack,spam,break laws,and have a preset sense of intelligence before anyone else. April Fools?

by Anti-gates also December 14, 2003

linux

a os for fucking nerds that have no life

linux is cool

by sadsadsdsa April 19, 2019

Linux

The OS equivalent of a hybrid car.

Steve: Have you heard about Bob? He uses Linux.
Dave: What a douchebag.

by Kriyze January 29, 2014

Linus Tech Tips

A group of sweaty virgins who believe if something does not have ray tracing it does not have value on this earth

"Wow, Linus tech tips is such a stupid channel"
"I'm unsubscribing for those cunts at Linus Tech Tips"

by Fuck Linus Tech Tips October 6, 2019