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Smokestack Lightning

The act of transferring static electricity from one's fingertip to the tip of an erect penis
My nanny used to smokestack lightning me before every bath. I could tell my little sister was jealous.
by J_Cut February 24, 2011
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Lightning Gun

The lightning gun is a weapon which appeared in Unreal Tournament 2003. It was an accurate sniping weapon which fired a bolt of lightning for it's primary fire and zoomed in with the secondary fire.

Many UT fans where disappointed that the Lightning Gun had replaced the standard sniper rifle so in Unreal Tournament 2004 the Sniper Rifle was included as well as the Lightning gun.
I just owned him with the Lightning Gun.
by Ripper Skillz May 4, 2006
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Pink Lightning

To urinate on someone with red piss. This can be achieved by eating a lot of beets (preferable) or internal bleeding (undesirable).
So I got her back to my place, and fired some pink lightning at her.
by Ghostificus2 August 14, 2009
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Jewish Lightning

Jewish Lightning puts another Irish fighter down in the first round.
by jlight August 9, 2006
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ride the lightning

Them boys finished that batch last night, time to ride the lightning.
by johnny blaze69 April 18, 2008
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Grease Lightning

Similar to a phantom turd. Where the piece of poop disappears into the U-bend of the toilet and leaves no residue on the toilet paper. But with a Grease Lightning, the only way you know you just pooped was because you ate spicy food and the poop burned your butthole.

It sometimes makes you break into song and dance about the car of the same name from "Grease"
Jake: "I swear I just pooped but it's nowhere to be seen. It burned my butthole from all that spicy food. It must've been the Grease Lightning"
by Bryan St. Bryan May 18, 2009
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Lightning rod

When a man ejactulates with such force it blows the condom of slapping her in the face creating a large smacking sound.
Awe man, I lightning rodded last night and my wife started crying it his her so hard.
by Jaster December 14, 2003
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