fatboy lenses

When you look back on an old crush, and realize that they were never attractive at all... you were just looking at them through sad, desperate "fatboy lenses".

It's like having beer goggles while being sober.

"Oh man, I ran into Jess the other day. She's so queer looking. I must have been looking at her through my fatboy lenses back at school"

by TwentyMayBeTwenty May 14, 2010

Foggy Lense Syndrome (FLS)

A condition where the protagonist defies all logic and makes an outrageous out of this world comment that leaves the audience dumbfounded

Ambreen's at it again with her Foggy Lense Syndrome (FLS)

by PicanteMexico June 4, 2010

dan lengel

Some one who doesn't shut the fuck up. One who needs a muzzle as his Christmas present.

Dan lengel-i just found a skateboard it was awesome i love to skateboard.

Liz-shut the fuck up.

by fuckdan2 January 27, 2014

cocktact lense

Drizzling your man gravy into someone's eye.

She wouldn't stop staring at me, so I helped put in her cocktact lense.

by RustyPWhole April 27, 2017

Surtur Lenearts

Little known, anti-semitic metal singer for band Ars Veneficium who falsely believes he is famous.

Boy, that Surtur Lenearts sure is a terrible singer! Plus, he thinks holocaust jokes are funny!

by Hogswaggle November 29, 2018

The lense

When you cum in a woman's eye and spit on it at the same time and acts as an eye lense and her vision becomes blurry so you proceed to put contact lenses above the lens layer.

Connor: Guess what dude! Rebecca let me do the lense on her

by bigdaddybrozo February 24, 2021

National Lennetlive day (July 12)

July 12th is now National Lennetlive day in honor of the awesome streamer lennetlive. It is an automatically cool day to watch lennetlive streams.

"Yo today is national lennetlive day (july 12)"

"who is that?"
"Perish."

by Iamjustaghost July 12, 2021