Leather Sniffer

Someone who aspires to be a police officer or fantasizes about being one and who will go to great lengths to make others think they are an officer despite not actually being one.

"These security guards are a bunch of leather sniffers that will never graduate the academy"

by Berdoky May 6, 2020

Clever Leather

When your dick is too big to fit in your pants

Went to a Clever Leather's gig, and now I've got clever leather....

by Jizzard1663 January 31, 2018

Leather Jacket

the piece of clothing made famous by allan

“Allan has quite the leather jacket”
“He is the jacket”

by akholms April 9, 2022

The whiter the feather, the blacker the leather...

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The whiter the feather, the blacker the leather...

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 23, 2025

leather cheerio

leather cheerio is when a girl gives you anal sex at a poker table and at the end stabs you knee with a knife

ts lost her leather cheerio

by sanxity June 7, 2019

A Martin Leather

A narcissistic driving instructor

If you want driving lessons don’t get a Martin Leather

by Smegforbrains June 20, 2020

Dunk the Leather

Another phrase used for playing basketball, usually in a street setting, with a large group of friends.

Hey man, let's hit the streets and dunk the leather!

by Stomping Eggshells December 20, 2010