lazy gun

A good song by the band Jet.

Lazy gun messed up my television fun...

by catman January 13, 2005

lazy flamingo

verb - to have an episode of impotence occuring during sexual activity or coitus

I totally lazy flamingoed last night.

by Arvin P. January 13, 2008

Lazy Earl

Verb: To insert one's balls into a women's rectum and then the penis into the vagina, and then just sit there.


derived from a story, not based on an actual person

"Damn my ass hurts"
"Shouldn't have let your man give you a lazy-earl."

by Roberto Joolez November 7, 2004

lazy down

Gabriel the lazy down leader

Gabriel is one of the most lazy down niggas on this earth

by Memegeneral April 19, 2017

Lazy Griswald

When someone decorates for Christmas by buying lots of large tacky items and then scattering them over their property to make it look like a ton of effort. Especially applicable to large numbers of inflatable decorations.

Have you seen Mike Bs house, thats a real Lazy Griswald

by Bush mick December 14, 2020

Lazy Lukes

Above-the-knee cutoff jean shorts; the male equivalent of Daisy Dukes. Most frequently worn by hipsters and/or the 1970s southern rock group RamJam.

I'm really hot, not to mention warm--wish I had some Lazy Lukes to take care of the latter problem.

by beaumauvais July 31, 2011

lazy cobra

The act of laying a flaccid penis across someone's shoulder.

Cameron's shoulder was hurting so I gave him a lazy cobra!

by Lazy cobra 69 October 22, 2015