Tea Kettle

Where you place your balls in someone's mouth and then urinate into their eyes.

The other day, my roommate slept for 16 hours so I tea kettled his ass.

by 3rd Floor Seward September 25, 2006

kreatoverga

Another greek word for big dick.

Popo ti kreatoverga einai afti?

by erevos January 27, 2004

Put the Kettle On

To prepare for sexual intercourse.

"I just spent my entire work shift looking at pictures of Tom Cruise as Stacey Jaxx...put the kettle on, honey."

by Anonymous467 June 25, 2012

Kettie

1. A person/group of people who own/like guinea pigs

2. A place in which a guinea pig may inhabit

The guinea pig quickly ran back to the comforting Kettie.

by allthenamesarealreadytakengrrr August 29, 2011

kletterschnecken

"hot rock climbing chick"

Dude, check out the Kletterschnecke whipping up that crux!

Plural: Kletterschnecken

by tribeofman March 29, 2003

Put the kettle on

to have enough time (i.e. for a chat)

A: How's your date from last week?
B: Well... That's a long story.
A: Great, I'll put the kettle on!

by janeofalltrades January 3, 2021

Krentz

The act of taking a massive shit, often after eating a large amount of sushi.

After effects may include: paint peeling off of the walls, temporary loss of smell and life, needing a new toilet, etc.,

"Oh, man! I just took a massive Krentz!"

"Is he Krentzing in there?"
"Yes, we'd better evacuate to a safe 4,000 meter radius."

by Pleiades June 16, 2013