red knob

A bit of a muppet, who no-one really likes, but you just put up with because you can laugh at him when he thinks you are laughing with him when he tells a(nother bad) joke.

"That Tom, he's a right knob-chops. Bad jokes and even worse back-hair, but a least you'll be able to have a laugh."

by emilybeaver May 04, 2006

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Rider's Knob

Akin to housewife's knee, swimmer's ear, footballer's wife, and other such afflictions acquired by engaging in too much of one thing. Not that there's such thing as TOO MUCH sex. But if there were, feeling the pain of the strained, overworked knob would tell you enough is enough! IF there were. Rider's Knob would be your knob's way of saying "I can't take this shit no more, let's just keep it between you and me for a while, no more o' that ol' pussayyyyy." But that's coz your knob is gay! Mine says, "I'm fuckin' wrecked, but I'll play through the pain coz it's worth it!" That's a good knob.

"Can't ride you today, Mrs. McGhee. I've got Rider's Knob."
Milkman to Mrs. McGhee. He certainly missed his gee.

"Can't ride you today, Mrs. Gloria Spot. I've got Rider's Knob."
Milkman to Mrs. Gloria Spot. Certainly missed her G-Spot.

"Can't ride you today, girlfriend. I've got no penis. I mean... emm... I've got Rider's Knob. Yes. That's it."
Joe to his girlfriend. Certainly missed his chance. I'll take that, then.

by Definitely not Joe anyway! January 16, 2008

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knob jam

when a man slams a door onto his erect penis in order to make it flaccid.

Cindy at work is so hot she gave me a raging hard on. In order for anyone else not to see it I gave it a knob jam.

by Graven Sevagorn August 24, 2010

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