"Kiddie Meth" is a nickname for Ritalin or Concerata crushed or opened, then snorted, injected, or smoked, the chemical structures ressemblence to meth gives it a similar high.
Lego Yoda: Hmmmmm, Addicted to ritalin i am, snort it, i must.
John: Silly lego yoda, thats kiddie meth you be takin
John: Silly lego yoda, thats kiddie meth you be takin
by LegoYodaFan September 29, 2019

Mr Mayor: (in hushed tones) I need you to test the equipment in the kiddy park tonight.
Yes, sir, replied the Nympomaniac association.
The mayor: different sexual positions!
Yes, sir, replied the Nympomaniac association.
The mayor: different sexual positions!
by Iam not Elmer Fudd February 26, 2020

The act of pedophilia.
by The Honorable Lord Razikof May 24, 2022

by Mandogy July 3, 2017

by wassssupbaby July 11, 2021

after looking all around the house lily finds her glasses onthe top of her head. Jill asks " lily are you on kiddie krack?" as she sits laughing at lily
by collieoo July 19, 2007

(text messages)
A: where do you wanna meet up later?
B: (two days later)
Hi!!!!!!!!
A: omg, stop being a hello kiddy!!
A: where do you wanna meet up later?
B: (two days later)
Hi!!!!!!!!
A: omg, stop being a hello kiddy!!
by Miss Cotton Candy April 14, 2016
