Sarmi Khan

She is usually associated with dumbness and stalking. She is WAY too friendly and just wants a human to get into her pants. She needs someone to help her understand why calling someone with affection names is wrong in so many ways and she has a weak cuss hand. She claims to be making friends while it freaks the shit out of the people she is "making friends" with. She cannot diss anyone without losing miserably.

Sarmi Khan: Hey babes, how is your life? Hope you're not too stressed :* xxx<3

Anon: WTF BITCH?! WHO ARE YOU?!

Sarmi Khan: Just trying to be nice, i know you want to be frinds with me

Anon: Bitch, you're lame, get away.

by Dubstepper123 November 6, 2012

Asad Ali Khan

One in a million dude. loyal as fuck. He is a type of guy you dont want to lose. Millionaire or more, has a better success rate than normal people,and has a bigger dong than average.

Asad Ali Khan is the most attractive and successful guys in our world.

by Wolfert November 22, 2021

Kamala Khan

Literally the Taliban's worst nightmare. She is a female Muslim American superhero from Marvel who packs a mean punch and is a huge fan of Carol Danvers / Captain Marvel. And if her eyes turn purple, run!

The one thing Islamist terrorists should fear more than a drone strike is for a certain female named Kamala Khan to arrive and send their asses flying over the Hindu Kush!

Will the fact that Kamala Khan / Ms. Marvel is a Muslim lead to Captain Marvel 2 (a.k.a. The Marvels) being banned in certain Muslim countries?

by AnonymousProgressiveRebel July 10, 2023

Amir Khan

The finest Boy in phjh history

Omg Amir Khan in so finee!!

by DontworryBoutit09 January 25, 2022

khanned

When one discusses potential love interests with one's friends and then waits until the friends are out of town to move in on the love interest for oneself.

Man, I wonder what will happen to their friendship when she finds out that she was khanned.

by kabizzle92 January 9, 2011

Wasi Khan

The smartest man in the dunya, this guy is a nerd but at least he's klm. Not sum dickhead you see around the streets which looks like he's about to cry for some random reason. Kinda leng, idk

Damn that guy's a Wasi Khan
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by whotfisinparis? January 22, 2023

Derry Khan

A soft hearted person with smiling aura, he always prioritize the one he loves, friendly and kind person. Good at giving advices and enjoy sharing moment with others. The best suited to him is a Girl name starts with letter J.

Derry Khan is a good person

by Estrosa June 8, 2021