What I just had was a Karma-gasm!
by USAF Cadet February 07, 2021
`Karma Alert` can be used when someone famous or anyone does something wrong intentionally and Karma strikes back at them and gets publicly shamed for their actions is 'Karma Alert'
by NikoloChan March 10, 2017
"Monkeyboy is the biggest karma whore on Spankmag"
by tigerlily April 20, 2003
When you swear your child(ren) never behaved in a certain way and then an opportunity presents itself with your child exhibiting a behavior proving you wrong.
Whenever you criticize another parent's parenting style or a child's negative behavior, the universe will send you a message to keep your comments to yourself with your child demonstrating a similar behavior but only much worse.
Whenever you criticize another parent's parenting style or a child's negative behavior, the universe will send you a message to keep your comments to yourself with your child demonstrating a similar behavior but only much worse.
I swore that my child would never throw temper tantrums in pubic, but today she threw herself on the ground and screamed until I bought her the toy she wanted. Mama Karma strikes again!
by RunDMT July 16, 2010
by FQ the fangirl March 23, 2017
An elaboration on the Hindu and Buddhist concept of karma (the way we act or perform brings upon us inevitable results in this life and the next) but in reference to the vivacity and health of our sexual encounters and love life. Simply put, we reap what we sow (in bed).
Example 1: I accidentally bit Fidel's junk while going down on him last week, and then yesterday he tore up my vag with his braces. karma sutra.
Example 2: I spent all week avoiding Raul and making excuses as to why I couldn't hang out. I guess it's karma sutra that Ernesto's now totally doing the same to me.
Example 2: I spent all week avoiding Raul and making excuses as to why I couldn't hang out. I guess it's karma sutra that Ernesto's now totally doing the same to me.
by LaurB October 23, 2010
"Intellectual" phenomena that leads people to believe going 15 under the speed limit for 3 miles after passing a cop will either:
A) Keep said cop from giving them a ticket for flying past him, or
B) Prevent subsequent cops from coming after them because they atoned for their speeding.
A) Keep said cop from giving them a ticket for flying past him, or
B) Prevent subsequent cops from coming after them because they atoned for their speeding.
Despite the fact that he was doing 80 in a 55 zone when he passed the cop, the idiot in the Corolla in front of me then decided to utilize cop karma to keep from getting a ticket. He slammed on his brakes and then proceeded to drive 42 for three miles, but it didn't work: he got bagged 18 seconds later.
by JustAnotherGuy January 15, 2014