Kevin

Kevin is the sweetest guy I know. If you are having a bad day, he will cheer you up. He will make jokes. Hes a shoulder for you to cry on. He will text you until you fall asleep. He smells nice. He drinks coffee but never smells of it. Talking to Kevin is like a nice cozy warm summer day. Perfect. He doesn't judge you no matter what. He always listens. He hates his smile, but it's bright enough to make you feel happy and safe. He doesn't think so but he is extremely attractive. Hes sarcastic and salty but in a good way. He understands. Kevin is beautiful in his own way. He will make you realize you are beautiful too

Girl: oh my gosh that guy is so sweet his name must be Kevin.

by Lovely42 May 21, 2017

Kevin

Kevin is a wonderful pigeon once owned by Louis Tomlinson. He is very important to Directioners as he helps us to remember iconc One Direction Video Diaries. He is friends with all the 1D boys and is popular with millions of people around the world.

"kevin!"- shouted Louis at the top of his voice

by Tommosbestfriend June 25, 2020

kevin max

Brilliant singer/writer/songwriter/poet.
One-third of super-huge Christian group, DC Talk.

See also: best singer in the universe

"Wow, Bono is almost as good as Kevin Max."

by H-T July 20, 2004

Kevin

A wonderfully, sweet, smart, sexy man. He is so generous and he'd be willing to do anything for that special someone. He has amazing confidence and it is so cute. He is the light of her life and one couldn't imagine her life without him. He is perfect in every single way!

Kevin, the world's most amazing man!

by adickdidtoyou April 28, 2014

Kevin Federline

White Trash Wigger married to Britney Spears. Also knocked-up some dumb bitch twice before knocking-up Britney.

Diana: That Kevin Federline is a Wigger and looks trashy
Anita: Like, I, totally agree

by Wapanese are so not welcome in Japan June 6, 2005

Kevin Durant

A snake lurking around oracle arena that dumped westbrook for his new best friend Stephanie baby face curry.

Oh shit! Is that Kevin Durant in those bushes?!?

by Jordan the fucking 2k player September 25, 2018

Kevin Rudolf Illusion

The illusion that your favorite artist is actually good looking. This is usually done by wearing sunglasses, hats, or a very dark and confusing music video.

Kathryn: Oh, Kevin Rudolf, the hot one right?

Paulina: No, it's the Kevin Rudolf Illusion, he's like 40 and ugly

by Ninax9 February 25, 2009