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Junk (aka man's penis) that is both long as well as thick in girth.
Damn, you've got huge junk! I mean its not scary big porno dick, but WOW. You packin'!
huge junk by rosiedarling April 25, 2011

Pimple Junkie 

Person (usually a woman and/or relative) who, at the sight of someone's pimple, can not help themselves but to bust the pimple. The pimple junkie will often nag until the pimple-prone person will let them bust the zit.
Mother : Oh my goodness what a huge zit on your your face! Come here so I can bust it.

Son : No mom... You are such a pimple junkie!
Pimple Junkie by Saku11 November 14, 2011

ginger junk 

The genitalia of a red headed person. The place where ginger jizz comes from.
Mr. Rogers was accused of touching Casey's ginger junk.
ginger junk by Clackamas May 1, 2015

junk shot 

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A photograph of a male nude showing all his exterior genitalia explicitly, full frontal. This is often referred to as "the full Monty", but that term's chief reference is to male-stripper performances, while "junk shot" refers specifically to photographs or videos.

"Junk" has been slang for "penis and testicles" for a number of years, and "shot" in this sense refers to photography.
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"You know that famous nude magazine for straight women and gay men? Levi Johnston disappointed me. He was the main article, but no junk shot of any kind. The centerfold had him showing his bottom."

"Bummer. Pun very much intended."

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junk shot by al-in-chgo March 12, 2010

Danger Junkie 

Someone who feels an intense desire for thrills and spills to offset unpleasant memories, usually from childhood.
-- “Man, bust Damien. Skydiving all the time, bungee hopping off tall buildings and shit. I remember back in the day when he was just a tackle dummy, always getting picked last in gym, always getting cut from the track team.”

-- “Yeah and look at the results. A danger junkie for real. Poor fool be trying to outrun the shit torturing his mind.

Junk Mullet 

A man that has a well-trimmed shaft bush, but he doesn't trim the back of his balls or his taint.
I was going to go down on him until I pulled his sack back and saw his junk mullet.