Jock Crotch

An even that occurs when sitting next to a jock with extremely long legs, he feels he needs to spread his knees as far apart as physically possible, while his ankles remain touching, giving everyone facing him full view of his crotch.

Dude, You suck at track. There's no need for the jock crotch here.

by Balisonger November 30, 2009

Speed Jocked

When rolling in your whip on the street a slow driver pops infront of you making you decrease your speed

Hey niggah im sorry that im late this bitch Speed Jocked me i was doing 65 and she made me do 30

by lilnater July 12, 2009

Jock Flackey

One who follows around another individual in order to please their every need for acceptance; hanging all over someone's jock strap or cock if you will

"Look at that Jock Flackey over there, could he be any closer to that guys nuts?"

by irishguy6984 November 7, 2009

Sniper Jocking

Refers to the act of jocking on someone from a distance. One would sniper jock someone in the early stages of jocking, if any thing ever comes of it.

Jaydon: CJ, that girl is sniper jocking you.

CJ: Die in a fire.

Jaydon: Nice.

by jaydon the don October 16, 2008

jock stuffing

When someone stuffs their jockstrap or underwear with something (tissue, socks, etc.) to make their penis look larger.

Girl 1: Woah, that guy's HUGE!
Girl 2: No, he's just jock stuffing...

by fire.weaver.edan January 11, 2009

Jock Sock

A brand of jockstrap from the manufacturer "Jock Sock" featuring a pouch for supporting the male genitals that is sewn directly into the waistband, obviating the need for straps.

Oscar-winner Yul Brynner was the face of Jock Sock in "Yul Brynner for Jock Sock" advertisements carried in comic books and men's magazines in the late 1960s.

by Tummy Augratin August 26, 2013

jock itch

A bad itching fungus in a man's inner thighs, scrotum, or general balls area. Often caused by not showering, using dirty towels, wearing dirty underwear, or sweating a lot.

Dude I got the worst jock itch

by aa23f December 26, 2004