Jewish Marble

When a woman fully lasers her pubic hair.

I loved it when my girl got her last pubic laser treatment. Now she got that Jewish Marble!

by Virgule' April 29, 2019

jewish jose

Douchebags who look like Jews but they really aren't Jews.

Jewish Jose is literally the biggest douchebag on the planet

by Hang hing November 13, 2016

jewish tuxedo

an unstylish combination of a sweater, dress pants, white socks, and sneakers.

Ben Stein likes to prance around in his Jewish tuxedo, telling people evolution isn't real.

by Charles Hagriss May 9, 2011

Jewish Trichotomy

A logical fallacy that presents only the following three options or sides to any position supported by jews: Support, Neutrality, fear/hate.

Whether the third option is “fear” or “hate” is determined by the emotional appeal sought to be derived for a given position.

To successfully advocate for our interests, we must move the discourse beyond the confines of the jewish trichotomy.

by Leeroy Stankins May 19, 2022

Jewish Race

Jewish by race, not religion. If your parents are from Israel, you are Jewish Race.

Anne: "What race are you?"

Eliza: "Jewish Race."

by N0 $C4M June 3, 2018

Jewish Christmas

On christmas, Jews go out to the movies and, after, eat chinese food .
No presents.
No trees.

and no santa.

Catholic Boy: Yaaaaaay Santa came to my house and gave me a unicorn and a fire truck!

Jewish Boy: All I did was eat Kung Poo Chicken all night... It was a Jewish Christmas... and I'm going to go cry myself to sleep now.

by iknowwhatsup69 December 1, 2010

Jewish Kamikaze

When The Girls Laying on the bed naked, you get a boner and run and jump on the bed and in mid air try to get your dick to stick right in the vagina. Thus Creating a Jewish Kamikaze.... LMAO!

Jewish Kamikaze

by milky Straws April 23, 2009