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Circle Jerk For Geeks

Short Form: CJ4G

Relating to Hockey Blogs, bloggers and commenters, who are focused on the use of advanced statistics in their analysis of players, often disregarding the fact that hockey is a team sport and cannot always be explained through a reliance on advanced statistics that focus on individual performance.

A Circle Jerk For Geeks blog is when those who are focused on these statistics (aka, "stats heads") beef each other up and pat themselves on the back for being elite hockey fans because they "understand" advanced stats and use them as a crutch.
Examples of content on a Circle Jerk for Geeks:

"his corsi fenwik dickfinity numbers are lower therefore his value to the blue line is objectively different as his shot percentage will not be sustainable in the long term"
by boobies4eva August 16, 2011
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Road Jerk

The act of masturbating with sandpaper. The grit is not important, but usually the lower the more hardcore you are.
Guy 1 - Dude I went to menards last night and posted up in the sandpaper aisle for at least 3 hours.

Guy 2 - Ah, good old road jerk I assume?

Guy 1 - Why else would the crotch of my pants be stained red?

Guy 2 - Well I didn't want to be rude and point it, but ya I noticed it you sick fuck.
by Mr.Meatspin January 7, 2012
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jerkolive

a crazy clown who drinks and tells people to fook off
getting drunk with make up on and telling people to fook off is jerkolive
by sixpac1965 January 10, 2014
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jerk off bracelet

Using an activity tracker bracelet to determine how many miles you jerked off.
Me: "today I used my jerk off bracelet and determined that I jerked off for 3 miles and lost 69 calories. A new record!"
by kopask January 22, 2015
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jerkbang

The act of intercourse shortly after masturbation. usually in an attempt to last longer during sex.
I have little choice but to jerkbang that cute lady tonight since I currently suffer from premature ejaculation.
by Zuubat February 12, 2015
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jecko

perfectest boy i have ever seen
jecko is the perfectest boy who i have ever seen
by jevkoo January 3, 2017
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jerk du soleil

To masturbate in an acrobatic or otherwise unnatural position.
In a fascinating display of jerk du soleil, Ryan used yoga to bring his leg up behind his head while standing on one foot as he jerked off his dick with one hand and thumbed his anus with the other hand.
by Douchey Couture June 9, 2016
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