Jeremiah

A fucking asshole that sends kids to ISS because he gives them fireworks.

Jeremiah: Duck you
Me: Suck my ass

by Schoolshit July 6, 2019

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Jeremiah

Short, Talks a lot

Runs very fast
Lousy in certain Sports like basketball or football
tend to get emo over the girl he loves
retarded in nature

"He is such a Jeremiah"

by pomwo February 20, 2017

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Jerbear

1. A sex crazed beast with a huge cock that loves to be spanked and pissed on with a speedo fetish.

2. A hairy gay man named Jerry.

I want to spank Jerbear till he comes in his speedo. I love it when he gets hard and his huge cock hangs out of his banana hammock.

by voglein June 18, 2011

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Jeremiah is someone who you can trust at the beginning, but slowly shows his true colors as you guys start dating. At first, he was such a sweet person... Always texting first with the good morning and goodnight texts, always calling or face timing you every morning and night, giving you surprises all the time with candy and kisses, saying how much he cared about you, always holding your hand or goes out of his way to make you feel like a queen. It's all a dream that you found a someone who is amazing until you start dating him when all of a sudden he doesn't do half the things he did while you guys were talking. Then he starts lying to you and will not tell you the truth until you have to confront him yourself when one of your friends texted you. Then he lies about being with his sick grandma when he's actually hooking up with another girl.... The lies don't ever stop. If you know a jeremiah, then never trust him...

Jeremiah: Hey, so my friend asked me to bring someone to the drive-in but since you're not here I'll just stay home.
Alexia: Hey, Dang... I wish I was home because that would be so much fun!
Jeremiah: Yeah!! Miss you
Erin: \Hey girl, Jeremiah just texted me and asked me to go to the drive in movie with him...
Alexia: WHAT!!!?? Thank you for telling me girl!
Erin: OFC Girl.
Alexia: So you texted Erin, asking her to go to the drive in movie when you said that you weren't going because i wasn't home?
Jeremiah:Yes, I did and I texted 4 other girls but that's it.... I haven't seen her in a long time
Alexia: 4 GIRLS? So you lied to me and said you weren't going, then i get a text from erin saying you texted her and then you tell me you asked 4 other girls
Jeremiah: I'm sorry
Alexia: BLOCKED

by DON'T WORRY BE HAPPY!! October 1, 2020

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Jeremiah is the most unwanted person in this world, no one wants to be around him, he is heartless, and most people women try to avoid him.In conclusion he is a horrible person no likes.

Jeremiah: Hey!
Cason: Is that Jeremiah EWWWW.
Daylin: Yeah he such a horrible person.

by Thatoneguy670676 June 6, 2018

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