Jean Boner

When your jeans are loose and it folds upwards around the crotch area to make it look like you've got a gigantic boner (depending on how loose they are).

Today I wore these new ripped jeans , but they were loose so I walked around with a jean boner all day.

by Candygem729 November 15, 2016

Jean-pean

The bunch that occurs in the crotch-region of jeans when one is sitting down.

You know what they say about big zippers... big jean-peans.

by ishecoming? November 02, 2010

Jean's Mullet

the back of your jeans that get taddered up from rubbing on the ground when you walk.

"Dude your jeans are all taddered up."

"Ya, bra that is my Jean's Mullet."

"Jean's Mullet?"

"No doubt, business up front, party in the rear."

"EPIC."

by drewhoj October 08, 2009

Chee Jean

A girl who looks innocent but is not and is always bored.

Chee Jean: ... I'm bored.
Me: You always say that.
Chee Jean: I know ;)

by BHGY :) January 28, 2011

Jean stallard

very dramatic; a lovely friend; hilarious

Jean Stallard
lovely
funny

extra

by Jean Stallard February 04, 2019

Sneaky Jeans

Combination of wearing both jeans & sneakers/runners together.

Highly fround upon in the fashion industry and act that is commited by most dads aged over 40.

Hey man, check out that guys sneaky jeans

Is he really going to pull out his sneaky jeans to wear to that party?!

by eddie steph July 02, 2012

ripped jeans

basically the most attacked clothing at any family event

granny: what are you wearing young lady?
me: uh jeans?
granny- they are ripped jeans!!
me: ...

by kylehhhh April 21, 2019