Jakedasnakeophobia

The fear of going to a con and being forced to eat a pineapple pizza, cheese cake, and being beaten up by 10+ people all at once (even though you challenged them)

I was going to go to a con but I have Jakedasnakeophobia and jingles is prolly going to make me eat pineapple pizza, and then gucci and Tsuki are going to beat me up.

by DigitalTsukiko December 11, 2022

check jacked

Excessive tax taken from a paycheck.

Eric grossed $3K over two weeks, but the government check jacked him for $1,000.

by Alex Kosterman June 20, 2008

Skinny Jacked

When you are skinny and small in size yet still remain to be full of muscle. You are skinny but at the same time very cut and ripped.

Dude did you see that Soccer player?

Yeah he was "skinny jacked".

by fabricatefrog June 17, 2012

jacked off

when a guy is really hard over a girl and is leaking sperm

he was so jacked off his pants were soaked and you could seehis dick

by lol December 3, 2003

Jankee

A 1/2 Japanese, 1/2 American person. Known for being a drunk, party animal.

Hey Jankee, put down the beer and go home.

by BillyKN April 21, 2014

jacked up jane

Jacked up Jane is the nickname given to jane schaffer, the inventor of the Jane Schaffer writing program.

Cami: I have this essay I have to write by tomorrow!
Luke: It's not the jacked up jane method, right?
Cami: No! Thank god!

by Luke Stotler April 27, 2008

Jacked like Jill

To be weak;(used as an insult)

Mike put 100 pounds up on the bench he is jacked like jill

by Diego December 31, 2003