Ivan

Ivan comes from a Greek word which is Ghayno
And that’s what they called Bitches back then in Greek.

“You just like Ivan”

by BCIEM March 5, 2020

Ivan

A Ivan is a person, who, unlike the Lukas or Bjørn (see their definition), is beyond the nature of all things. The word "God" (or Iehova) was previously created to attempt and capture the indefinitive awesomeness of the Ivan, but so far attempts have been unsuccesful. A Ivan is ALL!

Person 1: When Chuck Norris eats, he doesn't move, he auto-devours!
Person 2: Ivan

by Ehrenmann March 18, 2020

IVAN

toi e gei

ivan e gei

by IBUYMOMSPUSSIES March 24, 2020

Ivan

Just a fkn cunt of person, also a lebron james wannabe

-Yo, you see Ivan overthere?
-Yeah, he's a cunt

by Fkn retard May 16, 2020

Ivan

That one russian kid in the xbox party who shouts all the time and never dies in call of duty.

"Shut up ivan you're to loud." "WHAT CYKA?"

by kingcatniko June 12, 2020

Ivan the ketbender

Iced bloke who can take ketshots like no other. While others get slayed after 5 shots of ket, Ivan the ketbender will praise the almighty by taking 10 at a time. Fueled by ketamine, he will instantly bend ket like no other after his session.

"Oh shit, Ivan the ketbender just took 50 shots of ket and started bending that shit."

"For real, I got fucked up after like 5 shots of that junk bruh."

by Geronimo the ketbender July 12, 2020

Ivan O'Shea

To be an Ivan O'Shea takes an unbelievable amount of awesomeness and talent, only someone of insanely superior skill and attractiveness can pull it off. You are jealous of Ivan O'Shea and his superiority in every way and if you aren't then you are in denial.

Alex: Oh my god look over there, its a Ivan O'Shea
Katie: You're right, sorry Alex. I'm going to go have sex with him.

by Irish Beaut March 9, 2012