daddy i can't take it

If you say daddy i can't take it it mean he is making it cum repeatedly to the point where you can't speak you rather hancuff yourself to the bed if you can take it cause if you tell him he will go faster untill you scream out his name and squirt all over him he might make you unconscious if you see this try this with whoever you love and after say thank you daddy

Woman: daddy i can't take it
Daddy: take that shit (hancuffs to the bed )
Woman : uhhh

by Sexy Mama Facts June 17, 2015

I can't see shit

Ray Charles can't see shit when he plays the piano.

Ray Charles: I CAN'T SEE SHIT!!

everyone: wow that guy can play some awesome shit, hey old man, gimme an autograph

Ray Charles: I CAN'T SEE SHIT!!!!

everyone: XD!

by Alvaro Ledgard July 7, 2008

you can't fix stupid

The response to seeing some moron doing something incredibly asinine.

Eric has a poisonous pet albino monocled cobra as pet. It bit him and almost killed him.

You can't fix stupid.

by kajoe February 21, 2011

you can't polish a turd

to try to "fix up" an ugly car, or to try to turn a compact rice burner into a race car.

i told that guy trying to pimp a cavi, "you can't polish a turd"

by da trick biatch December 28, 2005

the left can't meme

a phrase used by right-wing snowflakes who are unable to take jokes at their expense. See also: Donald Trump talking about Alec Baldwin, most men talking about female comedians, etc..

right-wingers: "the left can't meme"

translation: "wahhhhh"

by Catty McGee June 15, 2018

Black Men Can't Swim

Tosh.0's spirited sequal to "White Men can't jump". Mainly the movie is to show reverse descrimination, as to be ironic.

(It's not a real movie though, it's only a joke.)

Average homeboy: How come it's okay to make a movie like "White Men can't jump", but not "Black Men Can't Swim"?
Tosh:... That sounds like a great idea for a movie :D.

by Creeper Jones February 10, 2010

Can't break my stride!

An expression used to express feelings of indifference towards a negative response to ones actions.

Bob: Dude, why are you wearing sunglasses indoors?! You look like a complete douche.
John: Can't break my stride!

by randomserb October 8, 2011