Being falsely accused of "theft" because someone else wants what you rightfully own. Or being falsely accused of "genocide" for defending yourself when attacked.
"I bought the house and moved in. The former tenants Israeled me, falsely accusing me of stealing my own house. They tried to murder my family to steal it from us, and complained when we fought back."
by MathProf December 27, 2023
Get the Israeledmug. It's what happens when you decided to share something you own with your downtrodden friend who's getting beaten up by a big bully. Then that friend beats the crap out of you, takes the thing you decided to share and then tells everyone how you're trying to steal his property.
Spongebob: this chocolate bar is mine, you ate yours."
Patrick: You took my only food, now I'm gonna starve.
Narrarator: Spongebob just got Israeled.
Patrick: You took my only food, now I'm gonna starve.
Narrarator: Spongebob just got Israeled.
by Terries December 26, 2023
Get the Israeledmug. - Wow, this little old trinket has really been Israeled! I want it so much right now I could kill for it!
by NotEverEver December 29, 2023
Get the Israeledmug. When you come back home and someone has taken and ruined it, so you get in, start to fix the place up, and they keep attacking you for it, so you fight back and consistently win.
Jewish people returning to their native homeland, to provide a shelter for world Jews and rehabilitate the land from centuries of abuse at the hands of Roman and Arab colonialists.
When you invite your neighbors to coexist peacefully but have to defend yourself by any means necessary because neighbor continues their genocidal aggression.
Jewish people returning to their native homeland, to provide a shelter for world Jews and rehabilitate the land from centuries of abuse at the hands of Roman and Arab colonialists.
When you invite your neighbors to coexist peacefully but have to defend yourself by any means necessary because neighbor continues their genocidal aggression.
Are you ok?
Yeah...I just got Israeled, but I'll be aright. I just need to practice more self-defense for the next time they try.
Why? Need help?
Yeah, I do. I'm surrounded by jihadist neighbors.
Yeah...I just got Israeled, but I'll be aright. I just need to practice more self-defense for the next time they try.
Why? Need help?
Yeah, I do. I'm surrounded by jihadist neighbors.
by breathyful January 28, 2024
Get the Israeledmug. by Megster3000X February 6, 2025
Get the Israel Swagmug. After he got inside my car to get him to someplace he israeled me by kicking me out of my car and he then said to me "get out of my car"
by Global Dictionary 2030 December 26, 2023
Get the Israeledmug. When someone takeover your land , things and then pretend they belonged to them it is called israeled
by Slm774 December 25, 2023
Get the Israeledmug.