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Simon-ism

1. Something that is unintentionally kitschy, tacky, or of poor quality, but these flaws go unnoticed by the admirers of said thing.

2. Something that was popular at some point in the past, but that now seems lame in retrospect.
Argh, not another Another Simon-ism
by schmuly August 6, 2015
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Hindle-ism

HINDLE-ISM (pleetoes inspired)
“Truth is bae.Truth is justin beiber. Don't be holy be holy-ish”

As in -ish i mean don’t twerk when highschoolers demand you to, that wouldn’t be very holy of you.

Holy-ish religion rules
Must listen to justin beiber bc bieber is key to being holy-ish
PUPPIES when sad puppies
Love assault (hit out of love) if they were not out of love that is not holy
“Wanna make out” NO NO NO NO NO we are too holy for that
Leaving read receipts on ! (EMMA CAN'T RELATE)
MUST NEVER BE A COLORED PENCIL(except on twin day)
Always must wear a hoodie
VEGETABLES ARE A NO NO
Must believe kailyhn is hotter than the sun
Daily selfies must be taken
Rock and roll sign (we use to show god and jesus we love him)
Youth group is not to praise god but to look at hot guitar player duhh
NO PEPSI we PREFER COKE (not the drug kind )
Must believe that john b is hot
Must have straight-ish teeth (#INVISALIGN)
Emma (OCD child) MUST NOT live by a fence (doesnt matter cuz it doesn't exist)
NO EMO’S
Must have a John B phone case
Must be given a nickname by “THE HOLY-ISH HINDLE
Must not be retarted (sassy tassi can't relate)
Don't ditch me or threaten to stop talking to me
DOES NOT HAVE CALENDARS OF HER MOM (EMMA CAN'T RELATE)

MUST SEND A JAWLINE PIC)
doesn't get mad when u hit them (EMMA CANT RELATE)
doesn't hang up on you (anze cant relate)
-ISH IS KEY
CO FOUNDERS
SASSI TASSI (isaac) OCD-ISH CHILD (EMMA)

MADE BY THE HOLY-ISH KAILYHN
we are part of "hindle-ism"
by susixhsuiwhdfbxi February 22, 2022
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Lu-ism

1)To make an accidental innuendo without realising it in general conversation.
2)To fall over in a hilarious manner.
1)Katie: Then we should shoot all the blondes!

Louise: Can I keep them all afterwards? I love blondes.
Katie:....Necrophiliac!

Louise: I didn't mean it like that it was a total Lu-ism

2)Penny: Did you see Janie just fall of that seat over there, it was hilarious. Best lu-ism from her YET!
by g0ldengirl June 13, 2009
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kenobi-ism

A statement which is true ... from a certain point of view.
The defining Kenobi-ism: “A young Jedi named Darth Vader, who was a pupil of mine until he turned to evil, helped the Empire hunt down and destroy the Jedi Knights. He betrayed and murdered your father.”
by darbs-darby-darbs October 8, 2022
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Ben-ism

A type of religion followed by Benists. They worship a god known as Ben. Yep, just Ben. They are known for the practice of Wukieomplex, in order to reach a state of nirvana/heaven known as True Spleebent.

They have a bible-like Google Doc known as the Bory Of Sten, which is a retelling of The Paris Apartment but with Ben as the main character.

Important characters within the Bory Of Sten include Ben Grimes, Stitien, a Brick Wall, Sploobentbutterfly, a licked Skeleton, an 8 Month Old Child, Jeff The Land Shark, Peely, Vegeta (Who is tarm and woasty), Scout, Soldier, Pyro, Demoman, Heavy, Engineer, Medic, Sniper, Spy, Freaky Fergus, and WD Gaster.
Christian: "I follow the word of Christianity"

Benist: "I follow the word of Ben-ism."

Christian: "...What?"

Ben: "Benjour."
by The Freaky Demoman July 29, 2025
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binnie-ism

binnie-ism is a religion formed in 2020 by lewis binnie in scotland, the religion believes that all religions are infinitely correct and incorrect due to ther beliefs in the multiverse theory
for example the followers of binnie-ism believe that in this christianity may be correct but in the next universe over it also could be judaism or pastafairianism
by bin man June 30, 2024
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Shaffi-ism

Over stating the obvious, and unnecessarily explaining something to people who already know the defentiton. But also explaining it in a way which shows the person explaining it, actually doesn’t have a full grasp of the concept themselves, and in fact, knows less than those he/she is lecturing.

“Omg, that’s such a Shaffi-ism”
by BarryBummer February 23, 2019
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