Shoe Stuffer

Someone who buys shoes 5 sizes larger than their actual foot, because they want people to think they have a big wang

Person1: Dylan is does not have a size 15 hes just stuffs it, fucking Shoe Stuffer

Person2: yea he just tries to appear big to people, Shoe Stuffing tool bag

by The Walrus12354 July 23, 2011

Sitting Shoes

noun. Referring to women's shoes that cannot be walked in for a greater time than 15 minutes. (e.g., stilettos)

Hello, sitting shoes are meant for sitting and not walking 15 blocks in.

by iscabbile August 18, 2009

Snooze Shoes

To have your snooze shoes on is to be tired.

Shit man, I've been working all day, time to put my snooze shoes on.

Bro, I've have my snooze shoes on alllll day.

Insomniac- Where the fuck are my snooze shoes?

by gotmysnoozeshoeson October 28, 2009

dancing shoes

an addicting song of the Arctic Monkeys

Get on your Dancing Shoes, you sexy little ... swine!

by 5-eyed red evil giant of doom May 19, 2010

shoe face

one who's face is so terribly distorted that it is referred to as something you would shove feet into.

There is a shoe face in every biology class. And she wears funny pants.

by mellers and jackers November 09, 2005

shoes on a wire

Places where you see shoes that are thrown on a telephone wire indicate drug houses or places where you can purchase drugs.

Hey, look, shoes on a wire! Finally we have found a place to buy drugs.

by Ricky Reynolds April 21, 2008

New Shoes

1.) new set of tires for your car. Originating in the rubber tires coinsiding with the rubber on the bottom of tennis shoes.
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2.) A woman. Originating to getting a new pair of shoes because your old ones are worn and/or outdated. "Nikes" are refered to as an extremely hot woman.

1.) A: "Check out my car's New Shoes!"
B: "That's tight man, i'm gonna get some!"
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2.) A: "Hey man, lets hit up the mall and check out them
New Shoes..."
B: "Ahh, i see what you mean..i'ma try and pick up some
new Nikes!"

by CHOFOMAN September 29, 2005