Friend

Someone who can call you a cunt, punch you in the face, and steal your alcohol, and get away with it for other reason than that you know them.

If you weren't my friend, I'd fuck your mom

by Lozalad February 7, 2015

Friends

Hard to get, but easy to lose.

Guy: it's so hard to get friends, but I've lost most of mine easily

by Randomtrainer May 30, 2017

friends

something you don’t have

friends? what are they?

by i have no friends lol November 11, 2019

Friend

A blue dyed sheep owned by Ghostbur, the ghost of Wilbur Soot, on the Dream SMP.

Friend was found while traveling with the Butcher Army on their way to detain Technoblade. Ghostbur decided to keep Friend as a pet and brought him along back to L'Manberg, and has since been deemed to have infinite lives by Philza during his exile.

‘Hey look! I’ve named him Friend!’

by Citruzs June 26, 2021

Friend

a species similar to a human known for stabbing people in the back after a year or so

thanks for that, thats what friends are for right?
yeaaaaa suureee
*1 year later*
HAHHAA HOW DOES IT FEEL BEING HUMILIATED IN PUBLIC AFTER I GAINED YOUR TRUST

by CaramelBanana April 8, 2015

Friends

I don't know what friends are. I don't have any

"what are friends?"
"who knows"

by Coconuts332 June 14, 2021

Friend

The other dude that's actually boning or hooking up with a chick. A females underhanded false representation of the "other guy" she knows what's up with him but wants to keep misleading and using you while knowing you have feelings for her. A false title a female uses to mislead or throw you off the scent of her boyfriend.

I went to a friends house after work.

Me and my friend are studying no you can't come over.

My friend is in the car with me.

I'm staying the night at a friends house tonight.

Sorry I can't go out with you I have plans with a friend.

by Joe dirty May 24, 2014